mermen like tridents and seaweed
Jokes of the day
A rich white man threw a party and
invited all of his buddies and neighbors, including Leroy, the only
black
guy in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the
backyard
of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing,
eating
BBQ and flirting with the women. At the height of the party, the host
said, "I came home from a business trip and I found a 10 foot alligator
got in my pool and I can't find anybody who will come and take him
away.
I'd give a million dollars to anyone who would do the job!" The words
were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone
turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator
and kicking its ass! He was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs,
throwing
punches, head butts and chokeholds, biting the gator on the tail and
flipping
it through the air like some kind of Kung-Fu master. The water was
churning
and splashing in the struggle. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and
let
it float to the surface. He slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody
was staring in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Leroy, I reckon
I owe you a million dollars." "I don't want it," said Leroy,
panting. The rich man said, "Leroy, I have to give you something!
You won the bet." Leroy said, "I would be satisfied if you gave
me the name of whichever one of these white motherf**kers it was that
pushed me in the pool."
[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
Yahoo! Groups Links
<*> To visit your group on the web, go to:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/pau-mikro/
<*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
<*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to:
http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
