Hi,

> Toast exposure compensation?

my toaster has a button marked 'bagels'. A light comes on when you
press it.

I did some experiments.

A bagel was placed inside the cold toaster. The toaster was switched
on and the 'bagels' button was activated manually.

Time passed.

The toasted bagel was expelled from the toaster.

The experimentalist noted the state and condition of the bagel in
respect of tone, crispiness and mouth appeal.

The toaster was allowed to cool over a period of 24 Earth hours.

The experiment was repeated with a second bagel from the same pack. In
the intervening period the bagel had been sealed in a plastic bag and
tied with a twisty wire thing. The experimenter's subjective freshness
assessment suggested that no significant freshness deterioration had
occurred over the 24-hour period.

On this occasion the 'bagels' button was not pressed.

In the fullness of time the 2nd bagel was extoasterated.

The experimenter noted the state and condition of the 2nd bagel in
respect of the same qualities as the 1st.

No difference was detected.

As a control the experiment was repeated several times with bakery
products of different religious persuasions and national origins, including
Turkish pitta bread, Indian naan bread, French croissants and English
bloomers.

In none of these experiments was the 'bagels' button seen to make a
difference.

Conclusion:

The 'bagels' button is a device for informing bakers via wireless
internet connections when people are toasting bagels. This helps with
their just-in-time replenishment baking. As such it is of no direct
benefit to the bagel consumer.

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Cheers,
 Bob

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