go easy on the scotch.
Steve Desjardins wrote:
I remember reading once about possible reasons to put a processor in a commode. The most intriguing one is that chemical/biological sensors would effectively give you a lab test whenever you relieved yourself, and would alert you to any detected medical problems. The obvious problems involve sterilizing the sensor between uses and identifying the user. Now that would be an interesting offshoot of the face recognition software <vbg>.