Two Irishmen were talking in a pub in the south of Ireland one night. "So, Seamus, where is Fergus these days?" asked one. "Fergus has gone to the United Kingdom," the other responded. "Aye, I hadn't heard. And how is the widow bearing up?"
Bob ---------- Then there was the time Rene Descarte went into a bar. The bartender asked "Can I fix you a drink." Descarte pondered for a few seconds, then replied "I think not." And in the next instant he disappeared. Joe
