Don't be ridiculous, Cotty. It was translated directly from Chinese into English by a Babylonian who spoke neither language well, since neither yet existed. What use is time travel if you can not use it to avail yourself of cheap labor?
-- graywolf http://www.graywolfphoto.com http://webpages.charter.net/graywolf "Idiot Proof" <==> "Expert Proof" ----------------------------------- Cotty wrote: > On 27/8/06, Bob W, discombobulated, unleashed: > >> "Instruction for the time travelling mode. >> >> Warning: do not use for present travelling across many distant. Do not >> using it alone in the shower, and not to be drunk please. May contain >> nuts for external application only. >> >> Travelling mode in time is not a toy. For Christmas only. >> >> All parts changing and disassemblage of adults only. >> >> Please put the buttery in the buttery box and disengage engagement >> assembler. Turn right then left to starboard 3 degrees. Push the >> switch with electricity caution voltage. >> >> Let time pass in one direction or another. >> >> Do not touch your body with vibrating contact. Do not touch partners >> body while writhing. >> >> Freely control speed with spring pedal sprocket please. >> >> When replicate and foldaway buckle application, decelerant status you >> are disembarking. >> >> Remember which time from you came. Then go back there in reverse >> order." > > Obviously translated from the Chinese, by the Chinese. > -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List PDML@pdml.net http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net