Heck, I didn't have to resort to bad science fiction. Have you met El-Ron?
Bob W wrote: > The USAF killed him because he was about to reveal the secrets of > Nazca, the Bermuda Triangle and Roswell, thus exposing the Illuminati. > The magic bullet was a classified++ miniature fighter jet flown by a > nano-scale pilot developed under the Accelerated Human Evolution > Program which the USAF had initiated after finding the instructions > hidden in a Nazi horde of scientific information cached away in a > crystal pyramid on Atlantis and awaiting the Second Coming, on a > timescale dictated by the direct descendants of Christ. > > -- > Bob > > > >> -----Original Message----- >> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On >> Behalf Of P. J. Alling >> Sent: 20 May 2007 15:11 >> To: Pentax-Discuss Mail List >> Subject: Re: Way, Way OT: Help! Need Myths >> >> Ya want a conspiracy theory here's one. Jimmy Hoffa is >> feeling the heat >> from Bobby Kennedy, (Attorney General and brother of the >> President). He >> goes to the Godfather of New Orleans Carlos Marcello to get the heat >> > > >> taken off, (The teamsters strike fund is a piggy bank for he >> Mob and it >> Hoffa goes down, they'll lose that major source of income). >> Carlos and >> his Consiglieres decide that to Kill Bobby will only anger >> the President >> and bring down even more pressure, but to Kill the President >> gets rid of >> the Attorney General as well... >> >> I rather like this one as it keeps the conspirators to a minimum and >> > > >> until recently the Mafia was better at keeping secrets than >> any part of >> the US government. >> >> John Sessoms wrote: >> >>> From where I sit, I think your first mistake is looking for *A* >>> conspiracy. >>> >>> Looks to me like there were multiple overlapping, conflicting >>> conspiracies; at least 2 to kill him and another 2 or 3 to >>> >> cover it up. >> >>> At least some of the people who killed Kennedy wanted >>> >> Castro to get the >> >>> blame so there would be a war with Cuba. >>> >>> I think the main charge LBJ gave Earl Warren was for his >>> >> "investigation" >> >>> to find anything, any way, to prevent that war, leaving >>> >> them with no >> >>> choice but to pin it on Oswald. "Oswald did it" was the >>> >> only way to slam >> >>> the door shut on war with Cuba. >>> >>> The murderers succeeded in killing Kennedy, but didn't get >>> >> their war to >> >>> overthrow Castro. >>> >>> >>> >>>> From: >>>> graywolf >>>> That goes right up there with, "The bullet proves >>>> >> conclusively that >> >>>> Oswald did it" (The most important piece of evidence in the most >>>> sensational murder case up to that time, just disappears >>>> >> (those UFO >> >>>> guys must have gotten it)). The reporters that were on >>>> >> the scene sure >> >>>> thought shots were coming from two directions (I just >>>> >> happened to be >> >>>> watching it live on Dallas TV when it happened). There >>>> >> obviously was a >> >>>> conspiracy to assassinate the President of the United States, the >>>> > > >>>> question that has never been adequately explained is "who were >>>> > the > >>>> conspirators?" >>>> >>>> >>>> Stan Halpin wrote: >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>> A second shooter on the hill. >>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>> >>> >>> >> -- >> All dogs have four legs; my cat has four legs. Therefore, my >> cat is a dog. >> >> >> -- >> PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List >> PDML@pdml.net >> http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net >> >> >> > > > -- All dogs have four legs; my cat has four legs. Therefore, my cat is a dog. -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List PDML@pdml.net http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net