Heck, I didn't have to resort to bad science fiction.  Have you met El-Ron?

Bob W wrote:
> The USAF killed him because he was about to reveal the secrets of
> Nazca, the Bermuda Triangle and Roswell, thus exposing the Illuminati.
> The magic bullet was a classified++ miniature fighter jet flown by a
> nano-scale pilot developed under the Accelerated Human Evolution
> Program which the USAF had initiated after finding the instructions
> hidden in a Nazi horde of scientific information cached away in a
> crystal pyramid on Atlantis and awaiting the Second Coming, on a
> timescale dictated by the direct descendants of Christ.
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>  Bob
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>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On 
>> Behalf Of P. J. Alling
>> Sent: 20 May 2007 15:11
>> To: Pentax-Discuss Mail List
>> Subject: Re: Way, Way OT: Help! Need Myths
>>
>> Ya want a conspiracy theory here's one.  Jimmy Hoffa is 
>> feeling the heat 
>> from Bobby Kennedy, (Attorney General and brother of the 
>> President).  He 
>> goes to the Godfather of New Orleans Carlos Marcello to get the heat
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>> taken off, (The teamsters strike fund is a piggy bank for he 
>> Mob and it 
>> Hoffa goes down, they'll lose that major source of income).  
>> Carlos and 
>> his Consiglieres decide that to Kill Bobby will only anger 
>> the President 
>> and bring down even more pressure, but to Kill the President 
>> gets rid of 
>> the Attorney General as well...
>>
>> I rather like this one as it keeps the conspirators to a minimum and
>>     
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>> until recently the Mafia was better at keeping secrets than 
>> any part of 
>> the US government.
>>
>> John Sessoms wrote:
>>     
>>>  From where I sit, I think your first mistake is looking for *A* 
>>> conspiracy.
>>>
>>> Looks to me like there were multiple overlapping, conflicting 
>>> conspiracies; at least 2 to kill him and another 2 or 3 to 
>>>       
>> cover it up.
>>     
>>> At least some of the people who killed Kennedy wanted 
>>>       
>> Castro to get the 
>>     
>>> blame so there would be a war with Cuba.
>>>
>>> I think the main charge LBJ gave Earl Warren was for his 
>>>       
>> "investigation" 
>>     
>>> to find anything, any way, to prevent that war, leaving 
>>>       
>> them with no 
>>     
>>> choice but to pin it on Oswald. "Oswald did it" was the 
>>>       
>> only way to slam 
>>     
>>> the door shut on war with Cuba.
>>>
>>> The murderers succeeded in killing Kennedy, but didn't get 
>>>       
>> their war to 
>>     
>>> overthrow Castro.
>>>
>>>   
>>>       
>>>> From:
>>>> graywolf
>>>> That goes right up there with, "The bullet proves 
>>>>         
>> conclusively that 
>>     
>>>> Oswald did it" (The most important piece of evidence in the most 
>>>> sensational murder case up to that time, just disappears 
>>>>         
>> (those UFO 
>>     
>>>> guys must have gotten it)).  The reporters that were on 
>>>>         
>> the scene sure 
>>     
>>>> thought shots were coming from two directions (I just 
>>>>         
>> happened to be 
>>     
>>>> watching it live on Dallas TV when it happened). There 
>>>>         
>> obviously was a 
>>     
>>>> conspiracy to assassinate the President of the United States, the
>>>>         
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>>>> question that has never been adequately explained is "who were
>>>>         
> the 
>   
>>>> conspirators?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Stan Halpin wrote:
>>>>
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>>>>         
>>>>> A second shooter on the hill.
>>>>>       
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>> All dogs have four legs; my cat has four legs. Therefore, my 
>> cat is a dog.
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