If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're put together upside down Bill
On Thu, Dec 4, 2008 at 3:01 PM, Feroze <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He > acquired his size from too much pi. > 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to > be an optical Aleutian. > 3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still. > 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a > weapon of math disruption. > 5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his > work. > 6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. > 7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. > 8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown > apart. > 9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. > 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. > 11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking > into it. > 12. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. > 13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the > other, "You stay here, I'll go on a head." > 14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. > 15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: "Keep off the Grass." > 16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his > grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet." > 17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. > 18. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have > the balls to do it. > 19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at > large. > 20. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned > veteran. > 21. A backward poet writes inverse. > 22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count > that votes. > 23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. > 24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects. > > -- > PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List > PDML@pdml.net > http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net > to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and > follow the directions. > -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List PDML@pdml.net http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
