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--- On Sun, 5/17/09, Brian Walters <supera1...@fastmail.fm> wrote: > From: Brian Walters <supera1...@fastmail.fm> > Subject: Re: Paean to Ken Rockwell > To: "Pentax-Discuss Mail List" <pdml@pdml.net> > Date: Sunday, May 17, 2009, 5:04 PM > Classic! > > I really like "Ken Rockwell is the only person to have > photographed > Jesus; > unfortunately he ran out of film and had to use a piece of > cloth > instead.." > > > > Cheers > > Brian > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > Brian Walters > Western Sydney Australia > http://members.westnet.com.au/brianwal/SL/ > > > On Sun, 17 May 2009 14:58 -0700, "Godfrey DiGiorgi" <ramar...@mac.com> > wrote: > > May I preface this that I don't know Ken Rockwell, > I've never been to > > his website, and I only know of him through the > continuous jibes and > > guffaws posted on the PDML (and through my brother). > But when I saw > > this on DPR in one of the forums, I had to laugh ... > Only a true > > genius would have such amazing name recognition ... > > > > ----- > > Ken Rockwell is the Chuck Norris of photography. > > > > Ken Rockwell's camera has similar settings to ours, > except his are: > > P[erfect] Av[Awesome Priority Tv[Totally Awesome > Priority] M[ajestic]. > > > > Ken Rockwell doesn't color correct. He adjusts your > world to match his. > > > > Sure, Ken Rockwell deletes a bad photo or two. Other > people call these > > Pulitzers.. > > > > Ken Rockwell doesn't adjust his DOF, he changes > space-time. > > > > Circle of confusion? You might be confused. Ken > Rockwell never is. > > > > Ken Rockwell doesn't wait for the light when he shoots > a landscape - > > the light waits for him.. > > > > Ken Rockwell never flips his camera in portrait > position, he flips the > > earth. > > > > Ken Rockwell ordered an L-lens from Nikon, and got > one. > > > > Ken Rockwell is the only person to have photographed > Jesus; > > unfortunately he ran out of film and had to use a > piece of cloth > > instead.. > > > > When Ken Rockwell brackets a shot, the three versions > of the photo win > > first place in three different categories. > > > > Before Nikon or Canon releases a camera they go to Ken > and they ask > > him to test them, the best cameras get a Nikon sticker > and the less > > good get a Canon sticker. > > > > Once Ken tested a camera, he said I cant even put > Canon on this > > one,thats how Pentax was born. > > > > Rockwellian policy isn't doublethink - Ken doesn't > even need to think > > once. > > > > Ken Rockwell doesn't use flash ever since the Nagasaki > incident. > > > > Only Ken Rockwell can take pictures of Ken Rockwell; > everyone else > > would just get their film overexposed by the light of > his genius. > > > > Ken Rockwell wanted something to distract the lesser > photographers, > > and lo, there were ducks.. > > > > Ken Rockwell is the only one who can take > self-portraits of you. > > > > Ken Rockwell's nudes were fully clothed at the time of > exposure. > > > > Ken Rockwell once designed a zoom lens. You know it as > the Hubble > > Space Telescope.. > > > > When Ken unpacks his CF card, it already has > masterpieces on it. > > > > Ken Rockwell's portraits are so lifelike, they have to > pay taxes. > > > > On Ken Rockwell's desktop, the Trash Icon is really a > link to National > > Geographic Magazine. > > > > Ken Rockwell spells point-and-shoot > "h-a-s-s-e-l-b-l-a-d". > > > > When Ken Rockwell went digital, National Geographic > nearly went out of > > business because he was no longer phyically discarding > photos. > > > > For every 10 shots that Ken Rockwell takes, 11 are > keepers. > > > > Ken Rockwell's digital files consist of 0's, 1's AND > 2's. > > > > Ken Rockwell never focuses, everything moves into his > DoF. > > > > Ken Rockwell's shots are so perfect, Adobe redesigned > Photoshop for > > him: all it consists of is a close button.. > > > > The term tripod was coined after his silhouette. > > > > Ken Rockwell never produces awful work, only work too > advanced for the > > viewer. > > > > A certain braind of hig-end cameras was named after > people noticed the > > quality was a lot "like a" rockwell. > > > > Ken Rockwell isn't the Chuck Norris of photography; > Chuck Norris is > > the Ken Rockwell of martial arts.. > > > > Ken Rockwell never starts, he continues. > > ----- > > > > enjoy > > G > > > -- > > > -- > http://www.fastmail.fm - A no graphics, no pop-ups > email service > > > -- > PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List > PDML@pdml.net > http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net > to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link > directly above and follow the directions. > -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List PDML@pdml.net http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
