Best laugh of the day - especially that last verse! Honoured,
Cotty On 25/12/09, Mark Roberts, discombobulated, unleashed: >CORMORANTS FOR CHRISTMAS (by Speck Roberts) > >Cormorants for Christmas, >They make me very glad! >(A Christmas without cormorants, >Ought never to be had!) > >If you've no cormorants this year, >I surely wish you well, >But you won't have as much fun as, >We of the PDML. > >I've found most congenial way, >This day to celebrate, >I'll raise my glass until I drink, >Frank's horizons straight. > >It's Cotty whom we have to thank, >For all this cormorant fun, >It's clear he's gone to the dark side, >In more ways than just one. > >But Christian was first to see, >The ideal that we seek: >A dirty, smelly seabird, >With a dead fish in its beak. > >Paul Stenquist shoots a lot of cars, >In motion and at rest, >But - no offense - we all prefer, >Snaps of his grandkids best. > >Should any PDML member, >Get a little out of hand, >We know Bill Robb will offer, >A gentle reprimand. > >And when Doug Brewer gets upset, >You'll surely hear him shout, >The traditional invective: >"Marnie, clean your mailbox out!" > >The PDML's official drink? >Of course it is tequila, >('Cause it's the only word I know, >That rhymes with Christine Aguila) > >Shall we renounce our cormorants? >Not till it snows in hell! >(Or not, at least, until Dave Brooks, >Learns how to type and spell). > >And so another Christmas day, >Is almost in the bag, >I wish you all a cormorant, >Or at least a damn good shag. -- Cheers, Cotty ___/\__ || (O) | People, Places, Pastiche ---------- http://www.cottysnaps.com _____________________________ -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List PDML@pdml.net http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.