Best laugh of the day - especially that last verse!
Honoured,
Cotty
On 25/12/09, Mark Roberts, discombobulated, unleashed:
>CORMORANTS FOR CHRISTMAS (by Speck Roberts)
>
>Cormorants for Christmas,
>They make me very glad!
>(A Christmas without cormorants,
>Ought never to be had!)
>
>If you've no cormorants this year,
>I surely wish you well,
>But you won't have as much fun as,
>We of the PDML.
>
>I've found most congenial way,
>This day to celebrate,
>I'll raise my glass until I drink,
>Frank's horizons straight.
>
>It's Cotty whom we have to thank,
>For all this cormorant fun,
>It's clear he's gone to the dark side,
>In more ways than just one.
>
>But Christian was first to see,
>The ideal that we seek:
>A dirty, smelly seabird,
>With a dead fish in its beak.
>
>Paul Stenquist shoots a lot of cars,
>In motion and at rest,
>But - no offense - we all prefer,
>Snaps of his grandkids best.
>
>Should any PDML member,
>Get a little out of hand,
>We know Bill Robb will offer,
>A gentle reprimand.
>
>And when Doug Brewer gets upset,
>You'll surely hear him shout,
>The traditional invective:
>"Marnie, clean your mailbox out!"
>
>The PDML's official drink?
>Of course it is tequila,
>('Cause it's the only word I know,
>That rhymes with Christine Aguila)
>
>Shall we renounce our cormorants?
>Not till it snows in hell!
>(Or not, at least, until Dave Brooks,
>Learns how to type and spell).
>
>And so another Christmas day,
>Is almost in the bag,
>I wish you all a cormorant,
>Or at least a damn good shag.
--
Cheers,
Cotty
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