On 09/02/2010, Christian <pterali...@aim.com> wrote: > Ha Ha very f-ing funny, Savage.
I thought you'd like it. > So, what's the best view of Perth? > > > > > The one in your rear-vision mirror! > I can't disagree. It's usually because you're driving towards one of the many lovely beaches with their beautiful "wildlife" :-) > > -- > ----------------- > Christian > http://404mohawknotfound.blogspot.com > http://birdofthemoment.blogspot.com > > > On 2/8/2010 8:36 PM, David Savage wrote: >> G'day All, >> >> Here's something funny I thought I'd spam the list with. >> >> I think all the Aussies here will be able to relate to most of it. >> >> Cheers, >> >> Dave >> >> ------------- >> >> You know you're in Perth, Western Australia when:- >> >> 1. The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance. >> >> 2. Hot water comes out of both taps. >> >> 3. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. >> >> 4. The temperature drops below 35c and you feel a little chilly. >> >> 5. You discover that in February it only takes two fingers to steer your >> car. >> >> 6. You discover that you can get sunburnt through your car window. >> >> 7. You develop a fear of metal car door handles. >> >> 8. You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30am. >> >> 9. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked off and >> end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?" >> >> 10. You realise that asphalt has a liquid state. >> >> 11. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to prevent them >> from laying hard-boiled eggs. >> >> 12. The cows are giving evaporated milk. >> >> 13. The trees are whistling for the dogs. >> >> 14. While walking back barefoot to your car from the beach, you do a >> tightrope act on the white lines in the carpark. >> >> 15. You catch a cold from having the aircon full blast while you sleep >> during the night. >> >> 16. You pray that your train will have air-conditioning, and if it >> doesn't, waiting an extra 15 minutes for one is worth it. >> > -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List PDML@pdml.net http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
