I love it. Tom C.
On Thu, Feb 11, 2010 at 5:22 PM, Walter Hamler <hamlerwal...@gmail.com> wrote: > A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the > wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman > to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring. > > 'Yeah right!' she says. > > A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. > The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she > goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it > carefully around the dog's testicles.. > > Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed... > > Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out > drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and > immediately begins snoring loudly. > > The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to > the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her > husband's testicles.. Amazingly, it also works on him! > > The woman sleeps soundly. The husband wakes from his drunken stupor > and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, > he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his > privates. > > He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees > the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and > looks at the dog and whispers, > > 'I don't know where we were ... or what we did .... > > But, we took FIRST and SECOND place! > > -- > PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List > PDML@pdml.net > http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net > to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow > the directions. -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List PDML@pdml.net http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
