I would say that those are the funniest jokes I have ever read, but that would be to MAGMAnomous.
(Actually, I loved #2. That one is brutally funny.) Darren Addy Kearney, NE On Thu, Apr 22, 2010 at 4:07 PM, Madame RD <romd...@orange.fr> wrote: > thought you'd enjoy that kind of humour ........ > (Asda is an icelandic supermarket chain . > Iceland is a frozen food store .) > > dominique > > ***************** > > 1. I see that America has declared war on Iceland. Apparently they are > accusing them of harbouring a "weapon of ash eruption". > > 2. It was the last wish of the Icelandic economy that its ashes be > spread over Europe. > > 3. Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This > has insurance scam written all over it. > > 4. Iceland, we wanted your cash, not your ash. > > 5. "Waiter, there's volcanic ash in my soup". "I know, it's a no-fly zone". > > 6. Richard Curtis is working on a new rom-com about people stuck in an > airport who fall in love. The working title is "Lava Actually". > > 7. I came out my house yesterday and was hit on the head by a bag of frozen > sausages, a chocolate gateau and some fish fingers. I realised it must > be the fallout from Iceland. > > 8. Volcano in Iceland. What next Earthquake in Asda? > > 9. Woke this morning to find every surface in the house covered in a > layer of dust and a foul stench of sulphur in the air. No change, I've > been married to that bone-idle slob for 20 years. > > 10. It's a bit early for Iceland volcano jokes. We should wait awhile > for the dust to settle. > > > > -- > PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List > PDML@pdml.net > http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net > to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and > follow the directions. > -- Gone digital? I'm always looking for old Pentax film cameras and lenses to fit Pentax, (either K-mount or M42 screwmount). Also have a weakness for twin lens cameras. -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List PDML@pdml.net http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
