John Sessoms wrote:
From: eckinator
2010/5/10 John Sessoms <jsessoms...@nc.rr.com>:
> From: Jeffery Smith
>>
>> I feel like you are Dilbert and I am the pointy haired boss. Shall I
>> play along? "We need to get one of those new tele to wide angle
>> lenses".
>
> My manager when I was at HAL ...
>
> http://adsg.syix.com/linda/tokenring.htm
ROFLMAO that is excellent... kinda reminds me of the prank terms used
on trainees/newbies in Germany who are asked to get certain items from
another department or from a shop somewhere such as:
- for construction jobs: "Siemens Lufthaken" a special air hook to
hold things (in the air of course),
- for mechanics: "Kolbenr?ckholfeder" the piston retractor spring/coil
needed in one cylinder engines,
- for nurses and doctor's assistants: "Rahmen f?r das Blutbild" a pun
on "bild" meaning picture/image: the frame for the blood count,
- for surgical nurses: "R?ckenmarksverl?ngerer" the spinal cord
extension/extender,
and of course noone knows what they're talking about or they get sent
elsewhere or pranked some more...
I wonder if there are equivalents to that in other countries - your
turn now!
Cheers
Ecke
Oh yeah
... skyhooks & bearing grease for the ADF, Tacan or VOR
... hundred foot of bee line, chow line, flight line or fallopian tube
... bar stretchers, board stretchers, pipe stretchers & shelf expanders
... camouflage paint, striped paint, polka-dot paint
... ask the Commo Sergeant for a PRC-E7 or AC batteries
... Forms ID-10t & MIL-TFD-1111
... K9p cutting fluid
... long stands/long weights
... Left-handed tools, metric adjustable wrenches and hard punches
... keys for the weep locker or vapor lock
... grid squares & learning curves
... lost document files or peedo files
"I only have a 1/4" drill. Go and get me a box of 5/16th" holes from
stores."
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