a friend who knows my sense of humor sent me these - enjoy (apologies to those who ahve seen them already elsewhere) ann -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List PDML@pdml.net http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir
Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
> > 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it
turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
> > 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
> > 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because
it was a weapon of math disruption.
> > 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be
stationery.
> > 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for
littering.
> > 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in
Linoleum Blownapart.
> > 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
> > 9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are
looking into it.
> > 10. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
> > 11. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat
said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
> > 12. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
> > 14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the
Grass.'
> > 15. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small
medium at large.
> > 16. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
seasoned veteran.
> > 17. A backward poet writes inverse.
> > 18. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's
your count that votes.
> > 19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion
- OT: Pun warning! Ann Sanfedele
- Re: OT: Pun warning! Ralf R. Radermacher
- Re: OT: Pun warning! Jack Davis
- Re: OT: Pun warning! Madame RD
- Re: Pun warning! Christine Aguila