On Sat, Jan 15, 2011 at 7:08 PM, Cotty <cotty...@mac.com> wrote: > Something for a saturday night. A nice Jewish friend of mine just sent > me this :) > > > > A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide > under your skirt. I'll explain later.' > The nun agreed. > > A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you > seen a soldier?' > > The nun replied, 'He went that way.' > > After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and > said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to > Afghanistan ." > > The nun said, "I understand completely." > > The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs." > > The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen > a great pair of balls...I don't want to go to Afghanistan either."
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