On 24/9/13, Larry Colen, discombobulated, unleashed: >C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't >serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between >them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F >comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D >comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a >second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this >relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding >at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've >found in this bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three- >piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking >sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure >enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au >natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a >rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the >diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda >at an upscale correctional facility.
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