A banjo player left his "instrument" on the back seat of his car when he
spent the day at Disneyland. He forgot to lock the car before entering
the park. When he returned, he discovered someone had been into his car
and left two more banjos.
Q: What is the epitome of optimism?
A: An accordion player with a pager.
On 9/25/2013 4:01 PM, P.J. Alling wrote:
Q: How do you know the stage is level at a blue grass festival?
A: The Banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
On 9/25/2013 2:53 PM, John wrote:
On 9/24/2013 11:08 PM, Mark Roberts wrote:
John wrote:
I'll have to take your word for it. I'm not a musician, just a guitar
player.
What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza? A large
pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: How do you know if a drummer is at your front door?
A: The knock speeds up.
Q: How do you get rid of the drummer at your front door?
A: Pay for the pizza.
Q: What do you call a drummer who doesn't have a girl-friend?
A: Homeless.
Q: In what way is the accordion superior to the banjo?
A: It burns longer & gives a brighter flame.
Q: How do you shut up a guitar player?
A: Make him play from sheet music.
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