> On Jul 9, 2021, at 2:31 PM, Bill <anotherdrunken...@gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> On 7/9/2021 11:58 AM, Paul Stenquist wrote:
>> A prophecy has been passed down through the ages via twitter and Facebook. 
>> On August 15, the feast of the Assumption of the Blessed Virgin, hundreds of 
>> thousands of believers will assemble on the National Mall. A brilliantly lit 
>> cloud will appear overhead and begin to gradually descend. The believers 
>> will fall to their knees. When the cloud has descended, a figure will emerge 
>> from the mist: the Orange God — the diseased manslut — the antithesis of a 
>> blessed virgin. The believers will chant, “MAGA, MAGA, MAGA!” The orange one 
>> will pass gas and pick his nose as the assembled masses cheer. He will then 
>> be seated in a gilded sedan chair and a dozen hairy men with american flags 
>> tattooed on their foreheads will carry the portly philanderer to the white 
>> house. Legislators and government staff will flee before the throng, 
>> recognizing that armageddon has come, and the sweat-soaked studboy will once 
>> again assume his rightful place behind the resolute desk. So it has been 
>> written, so it will be done.
> 
> That's brilliant. I bet you work in advertising.
> I've been told by many people that he developed a taste for virgins who have 
> not quite reached the age of nubility through his dear friend Jeffrey.
> 
> Is that why that particular date was chosen?

You would have to ask the seers.
> 
> bill
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