> On 1 Jan 2026, at 17:15, Alan Cole <[email protected]> wrote:
> 
> Thanks, Rick.
> 
> About 12-15cm. I believe they have become a pest in certain areas of the USA. 
> Heavens knows how they arrved there?
> 

They have a habit of burrowing into coconuts which are then carried westward by 
migrating African (not European) swallows until they arrive at Ellis Island, 
where their previous five years’ social media history is scrupulously examined. 

To date no Giant African Snail (GAS) has ever been refused entry to the USA. 
This is because they can’t type, being slimy and without fingerage, so they 
have no social media history; and the borderland security goons can’t stand the 
slime in the keyboards.

The presence of snails in the swallow-borne coconuts does not in any way affect 
their airspeed velocity.

>>> A pair of Giant African Snails chilling out after a rainy night.
>>> 
>>> https://www.flickr.com/photos/wisselstroom/55016880966/
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