It's not the sort of thing one generally makes jokes about, at least not on a civilized forum like this one.
Chaso DeChaso wrote: > You know of course that I was serious, right? No one > could be joking about anything unless there is a > smiley face at the end of the statement, right? - it's > impossible. Because if you are joking, then there > must be a smiley face, otherwise there is no > possibility of a joke and the statement should be read > in absolutele seriousness.