Suatu hari ada orang gagap dateng melamar jadi salesman buku… “P…Ppper..misi…..,” salam si gagap. “Ada perlu apa nih pak?” “S..ss..saya….mmm..mmmau mme…lammmarrrr jj..jjadi sales pak,” “Yang normal, cakep dan cantik aja nggak gablek ngejualnya! apa kamu yakin bisa jadi salesman??” “Bbb..bb.bisa pak,” jawabnya mantap.
Esok harinya, ternyata nggak sampe setengah hari, terjual 10 buku. Dikasih 20 buku, terjual semuanya. Begitu seterusnya sampe buku tersebut menjadi best seller. Pada saat malam acara resepsi penghormatan, sampailah waktu si gagap memberikan rahasia menjual buku. “Ss…ssederha..ha…na kok, ss…saya cc..ccum…cuman… Ss..sa..saya..cc..cuman..tt..ta..tanya ssaja ke cc..ccal… cal…calon pembelinya, An…anda mmau bb…bbbeli..bbu..bu..ku ini atau… mma..mmau..ss..sa..saaa ya ya …BA… BACA… IIIN….. ?? :O X_X =)) :p Powered by Telkomsel BlackBerry® ------------------------------------ =================================================== GUYOK-YOOK : PENGHARUM MULUT TANPA PERLU GOSOK GIGI Alami dan Tanpa bahan pengawet. Aman bagi ibu hamil Jika mulut masih bau ya kumur2 donk, masa ngupil... =================================================== Dijual bebas tanpa surat dokter apalagi surat tilang NO PROFIT, NO CHATTING, NO SPAM, NO SARA, NO TERORIST, NO ALCOHOL, NORAK LUUUU....... =================================================== Mo Nyengir? kirim email kosong ke [email protected] Udah gabung tapi kagak terima email lagi.. Itu namanya bouncing..idih Capeekk deh ... Supaya Email Kagak Dieleminasi ? postingan maks. 200kb, rapi dan udah disisir, masih fresh dari oven, kagak basi apalagi udah bau jempol, 100 persen guyon/joke/humor/banyolan/lelucuan/hahaha/hihihi, Tanggapan maks. 2 email/subject, emangnya berbalas pantun.. dan paling penting, rajin kirim cemilan buat Godfather sama Oom moddy ------------------------------------------------------------- Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Guyon-Yook/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Guyon-Yook/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: [email protected] [email protected] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Ayo Ngguyu !!" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/pelawak?hl=en.
