Well Lotus, I saw your reply to Barney. The latter wouldn't be, would he, the esteemed purple dinosaur and chanteur? What I want to know is, who is this Stallin' character and why doesn't he just get on with it? As for Troutsky, the whole thing smells fishy. And what was so gosh-darned important about scissors that led to such a crisis! I find incisors do just fine for most everyday purposes. The Spirit of Emily Latella PS: Just kidding, Louis. Once in a while--it must be the weather--it's necessary to take Wittgenstein's advice and descend "from the clear heights of cleverness to the green valleys of silliness". This debate raises huge, and hugely important, issues, about which I am ill-qualified to speak. So it's back to the sidelines I go!