Well I was close.

mbs

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On Wed, 15 Mar 2000, Max Sawicky wrote:

> We do.  They're [Red Guards] all English professors.
> They bludgeon us with idealist notions.

No, no, they're the English departments themselves, who are run by a scary
bunch, who subject their hired serfs -- er, grad students -- to the Iron
Thesis Bowl of non-imaginative thinking, clueless apostrophes, and
shocking Angloid provincialism. The most shell-shocked survivors of this
nightmare then go out and get hired by their abusers and make sure that
yet another generation of undergrads hates literature and the arts with a
vengeance.

"In English departmental meetings, noone can hear you scream..."

-- Dennis (Comparative Lit Guerilla)

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