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From: Pennell, Julia
To: Bove, Roger E.; Garrett, Robin; anna; Radcliffe; 'cyndy'; Cohles; Debby;
Irv; Flo; Giess; Mitchell; CARTER; MacFadyen; neff; Gangwisch; Neary;
Kryven; Larson; baxter; Lohr; al; Don Miles; Mary Miles; Catherine; Deans;
Sue; linda; Tom Pavelchek; Audrey; UUKat
Subject: FW: Top 10 Effects....
Date: Tuesday, June 24, 1997 2:21PM
----------This came from abunch of folks to me. I hope that you enjoy it.
**JULIE**
THE TOP TEN EFFECTS OF THE SOUTHERN BAPTISTS' BOYCOTT OF
DISNEY
10. Children in deep south begin mass conversion to Judaism.
9. Athletes now heard saying, "I'm going to Disneyland, and then to
Hell!"
8. Disneyland courts atheists with new slogan: "The closest place to
heaven YOU'LL ever see."
7. Hellfire and animation!
6. Reduced pressure to put pants on Donald Duck.
5. Neighborhood "working girls" can no longer count on generous tips
from visiting televangelists.
4. Crowds at DollyWood soar into the dozens.
3. Baptists now must visit Disney World in same disguise they wear to
the liquor store.
2. Chip & Dale land on the cover of Out magazine.
AND THE NUMBER ONE EFFECT OF THE SOUTHERN BAPTISTS' BOYCOTT OF DISNEY....
1. Absolutely nothing!
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Daniel M. Maxwell, MS Ed
Assistant Director, Arizona Student Unions
The University of Arizona
PO Box 210017 -- Tucson, AZ 85721-0017
520-621-8046 -- 520-621-6930 (fax)
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
