jim: This is pretty good. Creative writing? At 09:14 AM 8/27/98 -0700, you wrote: >Subject: How It Happens > >How it happens > >1. In the beginning was the Plan. >2. And then came the Assumptions. >3. And the Assumptions were without form. >4. And the Plan was without Substance. >5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers. >6. And they spoke among themselves saying, "It is a crock of shit and it >stinks." >7. And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a pail of >dung and we cannot live with the smell." >8. And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying, "It is a container >of organic waste, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it." >9. And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of >fertilizer, and none may abide its strength." >10. And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, "It >contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong." >11. And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It >promotes growth, and it is very powerful." >12. And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, "This >new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company with >very powerful effects." >13. And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good. >14. And the Plan became Policy. >15. And this is how shit happens. > >Jim Devine [EMAIL PROTECTED] & >http://clawww.lmu.edu/Departments/ECON/jdevine.html > > >
