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Subject: PR: Columbus arrested, deported from Eugene, Oregon
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Date: Wed, 21 Oct 1998 05:11:25 -0700 (PDT)
From: Indigenous Support Coalition of Oregon <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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To: Indigenous Support Coalition of Oregon <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: PR: Columbus Arrested, Deported from Eugene, Oregon
PO Box 11715 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE!
Eugene, OR 97440 October 20, 1998
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
[EMAIL PROTECTED] Contact: Fred or Beth
[EMAIL PROTECTED] (541) 607-7064
PRESS RELEASE PRESS RELEASE PRESS RELEASE
COLUMBUS ARRESTED AND DEPORTED
Eugene, Oregon USA October 12, 1998
Admiral Christopher Columbus, infamous explorer and pillager of already
occupied continents, was arrested Monday at the University of Oregon in
Eugene. He was charged with aggravated murder, first degree rape, first
degree sodomy, kidnapping, theft, fraud, assault with deadly intent,
trespass, and criminal mischief when a bystander witnessed the Admiral
accosting students, yelling "Happy Genocide Day!" demanding gold and
threatening to cut off their hands or abduct and sell them into slavery.
"Get outta here with your rotten attitude!" Heckled University students,
who tried to chase him away, throwing rocks and beer bottles.
Travelling with fencing "Conquistadores", Spanish soldiers in heavy
armament, Columbus roared defiantly when confronted by students. "What!?
It's MY holiday. Happy Genocide!" Fleeing citizens arrest and assaulting
a bus dirver, he was pepper-sprayed by Eugene Police and subdued.
King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella of Spain were arrested by Customs Agents
at the Madrid Airport trying to transport stolen property- gold from Jews
and Indians, and could not be reached for comment.
Witnesses said Columbus cowered and waived his Miranda rights while taken
into custody, muttering about "liberal plots" against him. A search
warrant was served on his ship, which was towed by a mountain bike. When
searched by EPD several dredlocked EarthFirst!ers were found in the hull
and released. "Discovered" in Columbus' ship were ten dozen bars of Black
Hills gold, several hundred million board feet of timber stolen from the
Willamette National Forest, and a card from a Florence-area developer.
Suspicious the Admiral was hording other contraband, the EPD strip
searched him and held him at the Lane County Corrections Facility until
Friday. Determining that the nefarious colonist suffers from paranoid
schizophrenia with delusions of grandeur, Health Officers forcibly
administered Halizon, Lane County Corrections officials said.
The Conquistadores were arrested at the California-Mexican border by the
Mexican Army. Extradited to Mexico City they face similar charges and if
convicted, the death penalty by a Mexican Firing Squad, according to an
Amnesty International press release.
Christopher Columbus was deported by the Immigration and Naturalization
Service Friday to Geneva and charged for violating international laws
against slavery, torture, genocide and ecocide. He, Ferdinand and
Isabella face a United Nations tribunal comprised of Pagans, Jews, Moors,
African-Americans and Indigenous Americans.
Call (541) 607-7064 or e-mail [EMAIL PROTECTED] for more information.
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Those for whom the taxes are destined,
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Those who eat their fill, speak to the hungry,
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