Poor Billary are going around New York carpetbagging and looking for some digs. Perhaps they could ask the Oneida or Cayuga or St. Regis or Seneca or Tuscarora or Onondaga or Tonawanda if they could move in on the Rez. I'm sure they could scare up an old HUD house for them to move in. I'm sure they will love the water as some of the Rez's have been designated as official or unofficial toxic waste dumps. And for scenery, well in addition to gorgeous hills and valleys and trees and streams, they can catch some of the sights sitting around one of the overworked and understaffed Indian Health Clinics. There are some local bars that would give them a real and rather memorable welcome on a Saturday night. They could give lectures on violations of Human Rights in China and about freeing "captive dependent nations" like Tibet and about how the U.S. stands for freedom, equality before the law, "trickle-down" prosperity, stopping genocide in Kosovo and Bosnia, etc--the "locals" would love it. If Bill gets the "old itch", he could sneak out and join some of the notable and known (photographed) judges, cops, lawyers, politicians and clergy who regularly prowl for very young Indian boys and girls for their twisted "evening pleasures." The could get some paying consulting work from some of the corrupt Tribal Councils that they and the BIA helped to put/keep in office and/or from some of the Casino dollars that never wind up anywhere near the average Indian on an average Rez. Plus the photo ops for Hillary, you know, the "OK-look-'concerned-and-caring'-take-three" ones, would be plentiful. Jim C James Craven Clark College, 1800 E. McLoughlin Blvd. Vancouver, WA. 98663 (360) 992-2283; Fax: (360) 992-2863 [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.home.earthlink.net/~blkfoot5 *My Employer Has No Association With My Private/Protected Opinion*