At 01:39 PM 3/29/01 -0500, you wrote:
>      How many Madisonians does it take to screw in
>a light bulb?

my answer is the same, and different, based on political theory:

Three, because one person can't be trusted with all the power.

>      How many Californians does it take to screw in
>a light bulb?
>      Answer:  Five.  One to screw in the light bulb and
>four to share the experience.

you should know better! Californians don't screw in light bulbs! they do so 
in hot-tubs.

Jim Devine [EMAIL PROTECTED] &  http://bellarmine.lmu.edu/~jdevine

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