> (Sung to the tune: "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands" ) > > If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. > If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq. > If the terrorists are Saudi > And the bank takes back your Audi > And the TV shows are bawdy, > Bomb Iraq. > If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq. > And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq. > If the smoking gun ain't smokin' > We don't care, and we're not jokin'. > That Saddam will soon be croakin', > Bomb Iraq. > Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq. > From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq. > So to hell with the inspections; > Let's look tough for the elections, > Close your mind and take directions, > Bomb Iraq. > While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq. > Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq. > If the ozone hole is growing, > Some things we prefer not knowing. > (Though our ignorance is showing), > Bomb Iraq. > So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq, > From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq. > Saying no would look like treason. > It's the Hussein hunting season. > Even if we have no reason, > Bomb Iraq. >
