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> Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny > Subject: Iraq perspective > > Up in Heaven, Alexander the Great, Frederick the Great and Napoleon are > looking down on events in Iraq. Alexander says, "Wow, if I had just one of > Bush's armored divisions, I would definitely have conquered India." > Frederick the Great states, "Surely if I only had a few squadrons of Bush's > air force I would have won the Seven Years War decisively in a matter of > weeks." There is a long pause as three continue to watch events. Then > Napoleon speaks, "And if I only had that Fox News, no one would have ever > known that I lost the Russia campaign."
