This just in from the "Onion". http://onion.com/4003/news2.html
Chairs and tables, Mike B) ===== **************************************************************** But certainly for the present age, which prefers the sign to the thing signified, the copy to the original, fancy to reality, the appearance to the the essence...illusion only is *sacred*, truth *profane*. Nay, sacredness is held to be enhanced in proportion as truth decreases and illusion increases, so that the highest degree of illusion comes to be the highest degree of sacredness. Ludwig Feuerbach Preface to the Second Edition of THE ESSENCE OF CHRISTIANITY http://profiles.yahoo.com/swillsqueal __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free web site building tool. Try it! http://webhosting.yahoo.com/ps/sb/