Subject: Locating Bin Laden
When recently interviewed -- Pentagon officials believe they have been unable to locate Bin Laden because he has found a place to hide out with these characteristics: 1) It is easy to get in if you have money;
2) No one will recognize or remember you; 3) No one will realize you have disappeared; 4) No one keeps any records of your comings and goings; and 5) You have no obligations or responsibilities. Pentagon analysts are still puzzled, however, as to how Bin Laden found out about the Texas Air National Guard in the first place. |
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