From: Louis Proyect <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

New Yorker Magazine, Issue of 2005-02-07
GROSS POINTS
by LOUIS MENAND
Is the blockbuster the end of cinema?

... And what is the main cinematic experience? The tickets, including the
surcharge for ordering online, cost about the same as the monthly cable
bill. A medium popcorn is five dollars; the smallest bottled water is
three. The show begins with twenty minutes of commercials, spots promoting
the theatre chain, and previews for movies coming out next Memorial Day,
sometimes a year from next Memorial Day. The feature includes any
combination of the following: wizards; slinky women of few words; men of
few words who can expertly drive anything, spectacularly wreck anything,
and leap safely from the top of anything; characters from comic books,
sixth-grade world-history textbooks, or �Bulfinch�s Mythology�; explosions;
phenomena unknown to science; a computer whiz with attitude; a brand-name
soft drink, running shoe, or candy bar; an incarnation of pure evil; more
explosions; and the voice of Robin Williams. The movie feels about twenty
minutes too long; the reviews are mixed; nobody really loves it; and it
grosses several hundred million dollars.

But that's just it. What's transfixing about this typical blockbuster is exactly that last point -- that it grosses several hundred million dollars. These days it's the *business* of Hollywood that keeps fans enthralled, not the films themselves, which are widely recognized as dreck. There are all sorts of popular media outlets that let the average public keep up with the latest BO receipts and studio mega-deals. It reminds me of the ancient joke about a speculator buying a shipment of canned sardines. When he opens a sample can and finds the sardines spoiled, he's informed, "Those aren't eating sardines. They're trading sardines."

Carl

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