Friday, November 10, 2006: Ortega's Return to Nicaragua
Daniel Ortega, the one-time Sandanista [sic] leader, was just elected to president of Nicaragua. What do you think? Veronica Keller, Beautician: "I'm glad Reagan didn't live to see this. No, wait. I'm just glad he's dead." Derek Glazer, Systems Analyst: "I haven't seen him in a while, does he still have the same glasses?" Nick Jones, Jeweler: "Well, we're screwed. With those impotent Dems retaking Congress, Ortega back as president, and our military forces committed in Iraq, it's the perfect time for the Sandanista Hordes to make their move." -- Jim Devine / "In economics, the majority is always wrong." -- John Kenneth Galbraith
