from the ONION: Iraq Now Longer Than WWII
The war in Iraq has now lasted longer than the U.S.'s involvement in World War II. What do you think? Helen Wright, Meat Packer "The Iraq war may last longer, but I guarantee you that both wars will end the same way: with the complete destruction of the Japanese." Leo Daives, County Assessor "Hooray! Does this mean that we are now the greatest generation?" Dylan Mitchell, Systems Analyst "Yes, but did we support our troops then as much as we do today?" -- Jim Devine / "Crime seems to change character when it crosses a bridge or a tunnel. In the city, crime is taken as emblematic of class and race. In the suburbs, though, it's intimate and psychological - resistant to generalization, a mystery of the individual soul." -- Barbara Ehrenreich
