Here's one forwarded by a friend about the Ant and the Grasshopper..
-raghu.


CLASSIC VERSION...

  The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
  long, building his house and laying up supplies for
  the winter.
  The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs &
  dances & plays the summer away.
  Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The
  grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in
  the cold.


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  MODERN VERSION...

  The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
  long, building his house and laying up supplies for
  the winter.

  The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs &
  dances & plays the summer away.
  Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press
  conference and demands to know why the ant should be
  allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold
  and starving.

  BBC, CNN, AAJ TAK, NDTV show up to provide pictures of
  the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant
  in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

  The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can
  this be that this poor grasshopper is allowed to
  suffer so?

  Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the
  ant's house.

  Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticizes the
  Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of
  the grasshopper.

  The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking
  support to the grasshopper.

  Opposition MP's stage a walkout.

  Left parties call for "Bharat Bandh" in West Bengal
  and Kerala
  demanding a Judicial Enquiry.

  Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the Prevention
  of TerrorismAgainst Grasshoppers Act [POTAGA]", with
effect from
  the beginning of the winter.

  The ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA
  and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes,
  his home is confiscated by the government and handed
  over to the grasshopper in a ceremony covered by
  BBC,CNN, AAJ TAK and NDTV.

  Arundhati Roy calls it "a triumph of justice".

  Koffi Annan invites the grasshopper to address the UN
  General Assembly.
  Think !!!

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