U.S. Briefly On Canadian Torture List

Late last week, Canada placed the United States on an official list of
countries that practice torture before removing it on Saturday. What
do you think?

Tony Bramah, Systems Analyst:
"We need to find out whoever did this, strap them to a board and dump
gallons upon gallons of water on them until they agree to take us off
that list."

Lacey Baines, Youth Pastor:
"Why is Canada in charge of the official torturers list?"

Dave Burns, Crab Fisherman
"I'm not sure why this is a problem. Were we at the bottom or the list
or something?"

[from the ONION]
--
Jim Devine / "Segui il tuo corso, e lascia dir le genti." (Go your own
way and let people talk.) --  Karl, paraphrasing Dante.

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