> What is a Cat?
>
> 1. Cats do what they want.
> 2. They rarely listen to you.
> 3. They're totally unpredictable.
> 4. They whine when they are not happy.
> 5. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
> 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
> 7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
> 8. They're moody.
> 9. They leave hair everywhere.
> 10. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
>
>
> Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats.
>
>
>
> What is a Dog?
>
> 1. Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece
of
> furniture in the house.
> 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but
> don't hear you when you're in the same room.
> 3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
> 4. They growl when they are not happy.
> 5. When you want to play, they want to play.
> 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
> 7. They are great at begging.
> 8. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
> 9. They leave their toys everywhere.
> 10. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give
> you a kiss.
>
>
> Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
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