php-general Digest 10 Apr 2010 07:30:31 -0000 Issue 6684
Topics (messages 303951 through 303970):
Re: Zend DB Table - WHERE as OR?
303951 by: Andrew Ballard
303952 by: Dan Joseph
404 redirects "stolen" by provider
303953 by: Merlin Morgenstern
303955 by: Ashley Sheridan
303956 by: Andrew Ballard
303957 by: Nathan Rixham
303958 by: Ashley Sheridan
303959 by: Merlin Morgenstern
303960 by: Peter Lind
303961 by: Merlin Morgenstern
303962 by: Peter Lind
303967 by: kranthi
303970 by: Merlin Morgenstern
Re: No notices for undefined index
303954 by: Ashley Sheridan
Re: APC with horde/imp: 99.9% miss rate and only one cached file
303963 by: Derek Chen-Becker
Re: another "useless" message.
303964 by: Rene Veerman
303965 by: Rene Veerman
303966 by: Rene Veerman
Re: convert a string into an array
303968 by: Rene Veerman
303969 by: Rene Veerman
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On Fri, Apr 9, 2010 at 3:15 PM, Dan Joseph <[email protected]> wrote:
> Hi Everyone,
>
> I'm trying to figure out if something is even an option with the Zend
> Framework. We use the DB Table stuff. I don't see it in the manual, so I
> figured I'd ask you all...
>
> I have:
>
> $select = $table->select()->where( "home_team_id = ?", $home_team_id )
> ->where( "away_team_id = ?", $away_team_id
> );
>
> This translates the where's to "home_team_id = 12 AND away_team_id = 15"...
>
> What I'd like to have is "home_team_id = 12 OR away_team_id = 15".
>
> Is this possible? Or would I just need to build them all into a single
> where() manually?
>
> --
> -Dan Joseph
>
Try this:
<?php
$select = $table->select()->where( "home_team_id = ?", $home_team_id )
->orWhere( "away_team_id = ?", $away_team_id );
Andrew
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On Fri, Apr 9, 2010 at 3:25 PM, Andrew Ballard <[email protected]> wrote:
> Try this:
>
> <?php
> $select = $table->select()->where( "home_team_id = ?", $home_team_id )
> ->orWhere( "away_team_id = ?",
> $away_team_id );
>
>
Perfect...thank you!
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Hello,
I am running a website under apache and php where I do redirects on 404
errors:
apache conf:
ErrorDocument 404 /subapp_members/search_user.php
This is done to allow ULRs with usernames like this:
www.server.com/username
The PHP script search_user.php looks in a db if the user name is
existent and if yes shows his member page. If the name is not existent
it displays an internal 404 message.
This worked perfectly for recent years until now. Some users complain
that they do see advertisement instead of the page. A research showed
that they are using a provider called "unitymedia". As soon as a site
has a page not found error it redirects them to their own advertisement
page. This is true for all pages on the net. e.b. ebay.com/testing shows
their advertisement.
Has somebody an idea on how to fix that from my site?
Thank you for any help,
Merlin
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On Fri, 2010-04-09 at 21:29 +0200, Merlin Morgenstern wrote:
> Hello,
>
> I am running a website under apache and php where I do redirects on 404
> errors:
>
> apache conf:
> ErrorDocument 404 /subapp_members/search_user.php
>
> This is done to allow ULRs with usernames like this:
> www.server.com/username
>
> The PHP script search_user.php looks in a db if the user name is
> existent and if yes shows his member page. If the name is not existent
> it displays an internal 404 message.
>
> This worked perfectly for recent years until now. Some users complain
> that they do see advertisement instead of the page. A research showed
> that they are using a provider called "unitymedia". As soon as a site
> has a page not found error it redirects them to their own advertisement
> page. This is true for all pages on the net. e.b. ebay.com/testing shows
> their advertisement.
>
> Has somebody an idea on how to fix that from my site?
>
> Thank you for any help,
>
> Merlin
>
It looks like the ISP is looking at the header response codes and
capturing the 404 ones. I've seen other ISP's do this and return a
search results page of their own sponsored content.
I think the best way round this is to use the .htaccess redirect rules
instead to deliver the correct content:
RewriteRule ^(.+) /users.php?username=$1
Of course that's only a simple example, and you might need to tweak it a
bit.
This way, no extra header codes are sent to the user, and can't be
captured by anyones ISP.
Thanks,
Ash
http://www.ashleysheridan.co.uk
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On Fri, Apr 9, 2010 at 3:29 PM, Merlin Morgenstern <[email protected]> wrote:
> Hello,
>
> I am running a website under apache and php where I do redirects on 404
> errors:
>
> apache conf:
> ErrorDocument 404 /subapp_members/search_user.php
>
> This is done to allow ULRs with usernames like this:
> www.server.com/username
>
> The PHP script search_user.php looks in a db if the user name is existent
> and if yes shows his member page. If the name is not existent it displays an
> internal 404 message.
>
> This worked perfectly for recent years until now. Some users complain that
> they do see advertisement instead of the page. A research showed that they
> are using a provider called "unitymedia". As soon as a site has a page not
> found error it redirects them to their own advertisement page. This is true
> for all pages on the net. e.b. ebay.com/testing shows their advertisement.
>
> Has somebody an idea on how to fix that from my site?
>
> Thank you for any help,
>
> Merlin
>
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>
Is there anything in the request headers from these users that the
server could use to identify that they came from this provider? If so,
you could serve the 404 response with a 200 header. Effectively,
instead of having the server reply "No such page" to those request, it
is saying "Yes, there is no such page." It's a bit broken, IMO, but
you used to have to do something similar for WebTV. Their browser
would simply show a 404 dialog instead of the custom error page.
If you are feeling particularly spiteful toward "unitymedia," you
could even take the opportunity to add a message to your not-found
page for those people recommending a different provider that doesn't
hijack requests for missing content to another site. :-)
Andrew
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Merlin Morgenstern wrote:
> Hello,
>
> I am running a website under apache and php where I do redirects on 404
> errors:
>
> apache conf:
> ErrorDocument 404 /subapp_members/search_user.php
>
> This is done to allow ULRs with usernames like this:
> www.server.com/username
>
> The PHP script search_user.php looks in a db if the user name is
> existent and if yes shows his member page. If the name is not existent
> it displays an internal 404 message.
>
> This worked perfectly for recent years until now. Some users complain
> that they do see advertisement instead of the page. A research showed
> that they are using a provider called "unitymedia". As soon as a site
> has a page not found error it redirects them to their own advertisement
> page. This is true for all pages on the net. e.b. ebay.com/testing shows
> their advertisement.
>
> Has somebody an idea on how to fix that from my site?
>
> Thank you for any help,
>
yup, use a 303 See Other first of all
ErrorDocument 303 /subapp_members/search_user.php
then continue as normal; if you don't find the user set the status
header to 404 and show your internal 404.
They may never see the internal 404; but in many browsers they won't any
ways as most delegate it through to a "can't find, search with the
google?? :-)" type page.
regards!
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On Fri, 2010-04-09 at 21:03 +0100, Nathan Rixham wrote:
> Merlin Morgenstern wrote:
> > Hello,
> >
> > I am running a website under apache and php where I do redirects on 404
> > errors:
> >
> > apache conf:
> > ErrorDocument 404 /subapp_members/search_user.php
> >
> > This is done to allow ULRs with usernames like this:
> > www.server.com/username
> >
> > The PHP script search_user.php looks in a db if the user name is
> > existent and if yes shows his member page. If the name is not existent
> > it displays an internal 404 message.
> >
> > This worked perfectly for recent years until now. Some users complain
> > that they do see advertisement instead of the page. A research showed
> > that they are using a provider called "unitymedia". As soon as a site
> > has a page not found error it redirects them to their own advertisement
> > page. This is true for all pages on the net. e.b. ebay.com/testing shows
> > their advertisement.
> >
> > Has somebody an idea on how to fix that from my site?
> >
> > Thank you for any help,
> >
>
>
> yup, use a 303 See Other first of all
>
> ErrorDocument 303 /subapp_members/search_user.php
>
> then continue as normal; if you don't find the user set the status
> header to 404 and show your internal 404.
>
> They may never see the internal 404; but in many browsers they won't any
> ways as most delegate it through to a "can't find, search with the
> google?? :-)" type page.
>
> regards!
>
Sending any headers other than a 200 is still inviting this dubious ISP
to redirect it's customers to its own pages in an effort to gain
revenue. The ideal solution is to use mod_rewrite within the .htaccess
file, as this is completely transparent and the end user is non the
wiser.
Thanks,
Ash
http://www.ashleysheridan.co.uk
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Am 09.04.2010 21:53, schrieb Ashley Sheridan:
On Fri, 2010-04-09 at 21:29 +0200, Merlin Morgenstern wrote:
Hello,
I am running a website under apache and php where I do redirects on 404
errors:
apache conf:
ErrorDocument 404 /subapp_members/search_user.php
This is done to allow ULRs with usernames like this:
www.server.com/username <http://www.server.com/username>
The PHP script search_user.php looks in a db if the user name is
existent and if yes shows his member page. If the name is not existent
it displays an internal 404 message.
This worked perfectly for recent years until now. Some users complain
that they do see advertisement instead of the page. A research showed
that they are using a provider called "unitymedia". As soon as a site
has a page not found error it redirects them to their own advertisement
page. This is true for all pages on the net. e.b. ebay.com/testing shows
their advertisement.
Has somebody an idea on how to fix that from my site?
Thank you for any help,
Merlin
It looks like the ISP is looking at the header response codes and
capturing the 404 ones. I've seen other ISP's do this and return a
search results page of their own sponsored content.
I think the best way round this is to use the .htaccess redirect rules
instead to deliver the correct content:
RewriteRule ^(.+) /users.php?username=$1
Of course that's only a simple example, and you might need to tweak it
a bit.
This way, no extra header codes are sent to the user, and can't be
captured by anyones ISP.
Thanks,
Ash
http://www.ashleysheridan.co.uk
This sounds like the best solution to me. The only problem is that my
regex knowledge is pretty limited. The command:
RewriteRule ^(.+) /subapp_members/search_user.php
leads to an internal server error, the syntax seams ok?! Could you help
with the correct rewrite rule?
The script search_user.php gets the user name and looks it up in the db:
$parameter = explode('/', $_SERVER[REQUEST_URI]);
$user_name = addslashes($parameter[1]);
So I would need to redirect all potential 404s to that script. How could
that rewriterule look like?
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On 9 April 2010 22:20, Merlin Morgenstern <[email protected]> wrote:
> This sounds like the best solution to me. The only problem is that my regex
> knowledge is pretty limited. The command:
> RewriteRule ^(.+) /subapp_members/search_user.php
>
The above rule will try to redirect everything to
/subapp_members/search_user.php. If you're looking to allow
example.com/username, then use something like:
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteRule ^(.*)$ /subapp_members/search_user.php?member=$1 [L]
This is likely to not do what you want from it, but it's the closest I
can guess as to what you want.
Have a read of http://httpd.apache.org/docs/2.2/mod/mod_rewrite.html
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Am 09.04.2010 22:58, schrieb Peter Lind:
On 9 April 2010 22:20, Merlin Morgenstern<[email protected]> wrote:
This sounds like the best solution to me. The only problem is that my regex
knowledge is pretty limited. The command:
RewriteRule ^(.+) /subapp_members/search_user.php
The above rule will try to redirect everything to
/subapp_members/search_user.php. If you're looking to allow
example.com/username, then use something like:
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteRule ^(.*)$ /subapp_members/search_user.php?member=$1 [L]
This is likely to not do what you want from it, but it's the closest I
can guess as to what you want.
Have a read of http://httpd.apache.org/docs/2.2/mod/mod_rewrite.html
This will not work, as I do have a bunch of other redirects inside the
page.
What might work is a rule, that redirects urls that do not have a full
stop or slash inside. Is this possible? My regex knowledge is
unfortunatelly pretty limited.
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On 9 April 2010 23:08, Merlin Morgenstern <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> Am 09.04.2010 22:58, schrieb Peter Lind:
>>
>> On 9 April 2010 22:20, Merlin Morgenstern<[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> This sounds like the best solution to me. The only problem is that my
>>> regex
>>> knowledge is pretty limited. The command:
>>> RewriteRule ^(.+) /subapp_members/search_user.php
>>>
>>>
>>
>> The above rule will try to redirect everything to
>> /subapp_members/search_user.php. If you're looking to allow
>> example.com/username, then use something like:
>>
>> RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
>> RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
>> RewriteRule ^(.*)$ /subapp_members/search_user.php?member=$1 [L]
>>
>> This is likely to not do what you want from it, but it's the closest I
>> can guess as to what you want.
>>
>> Have a read of http://httpd.apache.org/docs/2.2/mod/mod_rewrite.html
>>
>>
>
>
> This will not work, as I do have a bunch of other redirects inside the page.
>
> What might work is a rule, that redirects urls that do not have a full stop
> or slash inside. Is this possible? My regex knowledge is unfortunatelly
> pretty limited.
>
Try:
RewriteRule ^([^./]+)$ /yourfile.php?variable=$1 [L]
Apart from that, rewrite rules work in order. If a rule above this
triggers and has the L flag, those below won't get processed.
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header('HTTP/1.1 200 Ok');
in /subapp_members/search_user.php will do the job
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Am 09.04.2010 23:15, schrieb Peter Lind:
On 9 April 2010 23:08, Merlin Morgenstern<[email protected]> wrote:
Am 09.04.2010 22:58, schrieb Peter Lind:
On 9 April 2010 22:20, Merlin Morgenstern<[email protected]> wrote:
This sounds like the best solution to me. The only problem is that my
regex
knowledge is pretty limited. The command:
RewriteRule ^(.+) /subapp_members/search_user.php
The above rule will try to redirect everything to
/subapp_members/search_user.php. If you're looking to allow
example.com/username, then use something like:
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteRule ^(.*)$ /subapp_members/search_user.php?member=$1 [L]
This is likely to not do what you want from it, but it's the closest I
can guess as to what you want.
Have a read of http://httpd.apache.org/docs/2.2/mod/mod_rewrite.html
This will not work, as I do have a bunch of other redirects inside the page.
What might work is a rule, that redirects urls that do not have a full stop
or slash inside. Is this possible? My regex knowledge is unfortunatelly
pretty limited.
Try:
RewriteRule ^([^./]+)$ /yourfile.php?variable=$1 [L]
Apart from that, rewrite rules work in order. If a rule above this
triggers and has the L flag, those below won't get processed.
Hello Peter,
thank you for the rewrite rule. This workes perfectly!! The other ideas
like sending 200 afterwards did not work as 404 has already been sent.
Thank you for you help!
Merlin
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On Fri, 2010-04-09 at 14:15 +0100, Nathan Rixham wrote:
> Ashley Sheridan wrote:
> > can't find anything in the manual that explains what should happen when
> > you treat a string like an array in PHP.
>
> http://www.php.net/manual/en/language.types.string.php#language.types.string.substr
>
> :)
>
Thanks, and I think that page answers the whole question:
"Writing to an out of range offset pads the string with spaces.
Non-integer types are converted to integer. Illegal offset type emits
E_NOTICE. Negative offset emits E_NOTICE in write but reads empty
string. Only the first character of an assigned string is used.
Assigning empty string assigns NUL byte."
Thanks,
Ash
http://www.ashleysheridan.co.uk
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Well, downgrading APC from 3.1.3b1 to 3.0.19 fixed it. Working great now!
On 04/08/2010 02:21 PM, Derek Chen-Becker wrote:
> I suspect I've either done something horribly wrong or found a weird
> bug, probably the former. I'm running PHP 5.2.13 on Solaris 10 under
> Apache 2.2.14. Memory usage is 98.8% free (default 1 slice of 30MB).
> Here are stats on the cache:
>
> Cached Files 1 (288.2 KBytes)
> Hits 4146
> Misses 3579033
> Request Rate (hits, misses) 358.68 cache requests/second
> Hit Rate 0.42 cache requests/second
> Miss Rate 358.26 cache requests/second
> Insert Rate 0.00 cache requests/second
> Cache full count 0
>
> And here is my config in php.ini:
>
> extension=apc.so
> error_reporting = E_ALL ^ E_DEPRECATED
> apc.report_autofilter = 1
> log_errors = 1
>
> If I restart apache, a different file gets cached each time (it rotates
> between a very small subset of all of the PHP files in horde).
> Sometimes, 2 or even 3 files get cached, but I've never had it go above
> 3. I've been googling around and reading the list archives but I can't
> find anything that seems to be related to this. Am I misunderstanding
> the purpose of APC? I thought that it would attempt to cache all PHP
> files that are requested.
>
> I turned on the report_autofilter in an attempt to diagnose the issue,
> but nothing shows up in the error log. Here is the config as shown by
> apc.php:
>
> apc.cache_by_default 1
> apc.canonicalize 1
> apc.coredump_unmap 0
> apc.enable_cli 0
> apc.enabled 1
> apc.file_md5 0
> apc.file_update_protection 2
> apc.filters
> apc.gc_ttl 3600
> apc.include_once_override 0
> apc.lazy_classes 0
> apc.lazy_functions 0
> apc.max_file_size 1M
> apc.mmap_file_mask
> apc.num_files_hint 1000
> apc.preload_path
> apc.report_autofilter 1
> apc.rfc1867 0
> apc.rfc1867_freq 0
> apc.rfc1867_name APC_UPLOAD_PROGRESS
> apc.rfc1867_prefix upload_
> apc.rfc1867_ttl 3600
> apc.shm_segments 1
> apc.shm_size 30
> apc.stat 1
> apc.stat_ctime 0
> apc.ttl 0
> apc.use_request_time 1
> apc.user_entries_hint 4096
> apc.user_ttl 0
> apc.write_lock 1
>
>
> Any help would be greatly appreciated.
>
> Thanks,
>
> Derek
>
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ok, you're right, of course.
me posting that was not just about "another plug for htmlmicroscope".
there were other, secret, considerations, that led me to post that.
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and cut-out-posting replies on this list in winter time, when i
actually can afford the concentration to supply useful programming
tips.
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right now, i'm still a bit stressed. personal reasons.
On Fri, Apr 9, 2010 at 12:28 PM, Peter Lind <[email protected]> wrote:
> On 9 April 2010 12:20, Rene Veerman <[email protected]> wrote:
>> lolz.... :)) u try to be nice, and this is what u get?!?! :-D
>>
>
> Rene, it's nice of you to post messages on the availability of some OS
> tools. However, you should also be aware that it's a minority of
> people on this list that use those tools - which in effect means that
> you're posting stuff that at best is irrelevant to a lot of people and
> at worst is seen as spam by those people.
>
> That said, there can be little doubt that the response you got went a
> tad too far - some netiquette lessons would be useful, I think.
>
>
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On Fri, Apr 9, 2010 at 3:49 PM, Dan Joseph <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Fri, Apr 9, 2010 at 6:28 AM, Peter Lind <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> That said, there can be little doubt that the response you got went a
>> tad too far - some netiquette lessons would be useful, I think.
>>
>>
>
> In defense of the people that react harshly, there has been a lot of people
> who just spam the list over the years. Its a natural reaction.
>
> You may want to put that kind of thing in your signature also. Rather than
> making announcements that bother people, when you participate, your message
> will go out. Although, don't make it 100 lines long...
>
> --
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>
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> http://www.facebook.com/canishosting
> http://www.facebook.com/originalpoetry
>
Very good point; i've set a gmail signature, which will not change
much i believe.
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visCanvasLoaderIcon(not online atm), and buttonAnimate (jQuery based,
not online atm).
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On Sat, Apr 10, 2010 at 12:08 AM, Rene Veerman <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Fri, Apr 9, 2010 at 3:49 PM, Dan Joseph <[email protected]> wrote:
>> On Fri, Apr 9, 2010 at 6:28 AM, Peter Lind <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> That said, there can be little doubt that the response you got went a
>>> tad too far - some netiquette lessons would be useful, I think.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> In defense of the people that react harshly, there has been a lot of people
>> who just spam the list over the years. Its a natural reaction.
>>
>> You may want to put that kind of thing in your signature also. Rather than
>> making announcements that bother people, when you participate, your message
>> will go out. Although, don't make it 100 lines long...
>>
>> --
>> -Dan Joseph
>>
>> www.canishosting.com - Unlimited Hosting Plans start @ $3.95/month. Promo
>> Code "NEWTHINGS" for 10% off initial order
>>
>> http://www.facebook.com/canishosting
>> http://www.facebook.com/originalpoetry
>>
>
> Very good point; i've set a gmail signature, which will not change
> much i believe.
>
> --
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> Greetings from Rene7705,
> creator of open-source web-components: htmlMicroscope(googlecode),
> visCanvasLoaderIcon(not online atm), and buttonAnimate (jQuery based,
> not online atm).
>
ok, last one then; my sig is now this; and i'm posting this because i
took the effort to put my other components online too..
this'll be my "final" sig for a while i think.
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it's about telepathy. mass-telepathy ;)
telepathic pressure.
death threats through telepathy, of which i've had quite a few in past weeks..
fear begets fear begets disease...
but thanks for the compliment ;)
On Mon, Apr 5, 2010 at 6:53 AM, Nathan Rixham <[email protected]> wrote:
> you sure you're only smoking cigarettes?
>
> has to be one of the most random replies to any php thread I've ever
> seen - awesome!
>
> regards
>
> Rene Veerman wrote:
>> yea i'm not the only one with those type of problems. sometimes times
>> slows down in my room so much not even my speakers sound normal
>> anymore; equipment that doesn't work (despite being crappy and known
>> by it's patterns of refusal to work; still EXTRA abnormal since about
>> a week or so)...
>>
>> it sounds like the "who's reading my passwords with me while i type 'm
>> in... === 'is there anyone looking over my shoulder despite no living
>> humans even in my entire properly locked room (with strong walls)'....
>>
>> the idea here is; take a break. work on a different project for a week
>> or so, but the best idea is; move around through the country side and
>> realize that your car will get gas at every gasstation... check your
>> atm cards, but not your online banking account status, just to buy a
>> pack of cigarettes with an atm card. and then, buy not 1 or 2 packs of
>> your favorite smokes(cigarettes in this case), but buy 10 packs with
>> that card, and make sure you have enough good old cash that you know
>> to be truely valid (coins are best) to get just "2 large packs of
>> cigarettes"..
>>
>> things like that will give you the confidence you need to proceed on
>> your project i think..
>>
>> the #1 rule i use (when you dont yet have any need for a #0 rule or a
>> #-1 rule (dont add those lightly and never on a whim or hope of being
>> saved from death in the next 5 minutes)) is: truely honest living
>> humans should never use the same type of lie construct in the same
>> type of situation for the second time within at least 1 to 3 weeks..
>> but hey, necessity may require you to break any rule...
>>
>> rules? only guidelines are usefull ;) (pirates of the caribean #1 movie)
>>
>>
>> On Sat, Apr 3, 2010 at 1:05 AM, Andre Polykanine <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> Hello everyone,
>>>
>>> It's quite simple but I'm still stuck.
>>> What I need is the following: I have an array as a parameter of my
>>> custom function. However, I'd like to allow users to enter a string
>>> instead of an array. In this case (if the parameter is a string), it
>>> must be replaced with an array containing only one item - actually,
>>> that string.
>>> What I'm doing gives me (presumably) errors;
>>> function Send ($tonames, $toemails, $subject, $message) {
>>> ...
>>> if ((!is_array($tonames)) || (!is_array($toemails))) {
>>> $tonames[]=$tonames;
>>> $toemails[]=$toemails;
>>> }
>>>
>>> I can't give the new array a new name since I address it further in a
>>> loop as my function's parameter... hope you understand what I'm
>>> saying)
>>> Thanks!
>>>
>>> --
>>> With best regards from Ukraine,
>>> Andre
>>> Http://oire.org/ - The Fantasy blogs of Oire
>>> Skype: Francophile; Wlm&MSN: arthaelon @ yandex.ru; Jabber: arthaelon @
>>> jabber.org
>>> Yahoo! messenger: andre.polykanine; ICQ: 191749952
>>> Twitter: http://twitter.com/m_elensule
>>>
>>>
>>> --
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>>> To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
>>>
>>>
>
>
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On Mon, Apr 5, 2010 at 4:09 PM, Ashley Sheridan
<[email protected]>wrote:
> On Mon, 2010-04-05 at 05:53 +0100, Nathan Rixham wrote:
>
> you sure you're only smoking cigarettes?
>
> has to be one of the most random replies to any php thread I've ever
> seen - awesome!
>
> regards
>
> Rene Veerman wrote:
> > yea i'm not the only one with those type of problems. sometimes times
> > slows down in my room so much not even my speakers sound normal
> > anymore; equipment that doesn't work (despite being crappy and known
> > by it's patterns of refusal to work; still EXTRA abnormal since about
> > a week or so)...
> >
> > it sounds like the "who's reading my passwords with me while i type 'm
> > in... === 'is there anyone looking over my shoulder despite no living
> > humans even in my entire properly locked room (with strong walls)'....
> >
> > the idea here is; take a break. work on a different project for a week
> > or so, but the best idea is; move around through the country side and
> > realize that your car will get gas at every gasstation... check your
> > atm cards, but not your online banking account status, just to buy a
> > pack of cigarettes with an atm card. and then, buy not 1 or 2 packs of
> > your favorite smokes(cigarettes in this case), but buy 10 packs with
> > that card, and make sure you have enough good old cash that you know
> > to be truely valid (coins are best) to get just "2 large packs of
> > cigarettes"..
> >
> > things like that will give you the confidence you need to proceed on
> > your project i think..
> >
> > the #1 rule i use (when you dont yet have any need for a #0 rule or a
> > #-1 rule (dont add those lightly and never on a whim or hope of being
> > saved from death in the next 5 minutes)) is: truely honest living
> > humans should never use the same type of lie construct in the same
> > type of situation for the second time within at least 1 to 3 weeks..
> > but hey, necessity may require you to break any rule...
> >
> > rules? only guidelines are usefull ;) (pirates of the caribean #1 movie)
> >
> >
> > On Sat, Apr 3, 2010 at 1:05 AM, Andre Polykanine <[email protected]> wrote:
> >> Hello everyone,
> >>
> >> It's quite simple but I'm still stuck.
> >> What I need is the following: I have an array as a parameter of my
> >> custom function. However, I'd like to allow users to enter a string
> >> instead of an array. In this case (if the parameter is a string), it
> >> must be replaced with an array containing only one item - actually,
> >> that string.
> >> What I'm doing gives me (presumably) errors;
> >> function Send ($tonames, $toemails, $subject, $message) {
> >> ...
> >> if ((!is_array($tonames)) || (!is_array($toemails))) {
> >> $tonames[]=$tonames;
> >> $toemails[]=$toemails;
> >> }
> >>
> >> I can't give the new array a new name since I address it further in a
> >> loop as my function's parameter... hope you understand what I'm
> >> saying)
> >> Thanks!
> >>
> >> --
> >> With best regards from Ukraine,
> >> Andre
> >> Http://oire.org/ <http://oire.org/> - The Fantasy blogs of Oire
> >> Skype: Francophile; Wlm&MSN: arthaelon @ yandex.ru; Jabber: arthaelon @
> >> jabber.org
> >> Yahoo! messenger: andre.polykanine; ICQ: 191749952
> >> Twitter: http://twitter.com/m_elensule
> >>
> >>
> >> --
> >> PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/)
> >> To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
> >>
> >>
>
>
>
>
> Virus maybe?
>
> Thanks,
> Ash
> http://www.ashleysheridan.co.uk
>
>
>
yup, i'm on the global anti-t-viral team.
and as such more often a target of deaththreats through telepathy than most
other humans in my (economic) position.
however, if you dont believe in telepathy; KEEP IT THAT WAY :)))
"hearing voices" is only the snow on the tip of the iceberg when it comes to
telepathy (between (living) humans and non-human intelligences......
and i'll really try to make this my last telepathy-related post to this
list, this year at least...
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