php-general Digest 26 Jun 2012 19:21:59 -0000 Issue 7865
Topics (messages 318289 through 318294):
Re: If PHP Were British
318289 by: Tedd Sperling
318290 by: Daniel Brown
318291 by: Daevid Vincent
318292 by: Mark Rousell
318293 by: Bastien
What's happened to our newsgroup?
318294 by: Al
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On Jun 22, 2012, at 5:07 PM, Daevid Vincent <dae...@daevid.com> wrote:
> http://www.addedbytes.com/blog/if-php-were-british/
Oh, that is too funny!
I'll counter with my Hill-Billy version:
-------
echo();
yell('revenewers commin');
-------
var_dump();
take_a_dump();
preferred:
leave_one();
-------
if:
what_ya_think($huh)
{
//codie here
}
ternary:
$gospel = $thisn ? $thatn : $the_othern;
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switch:
whats_thisn($quess)
{
thisn $thunk_one:
//codie here
that_settles_it:
thisn $thunk_tu:
//codie here
that_settles_it:
thisn $thunk_3:
//codie here
that_settles_it:
othern $not_thunk:
//codie here
that_settles_it:
}
-------
try/catch:
what_the
{
//codie here
}
what_the_hell(kin $whut)
{
buy_the_farm('Sh#t');
}
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class: What? Never went to class. :-)
Cheers,
tedd
_____________________
t...@sperling.com
http://sperling.com
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On Fri, Jun 22, 2012 at 5:07 PM, Daevid Vincent <dae...@daevid.com> wrote:
> http://www.addedbytes.com/blog/if-php-were-british/
Eh, what the hell, it's Friday....
http://links.parasane.net/eea4
--
</Daniel P. Brown>
Network Infrastructure Manager
http://www.php.net/
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: paras...@gmail.com [mailto:paras...@gmail.com] On Behalf Of Daniel
Brown
> Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 4:03 PM
> To: Daevid Vincent
> Cc: php-gene...@lists.php.net
> Subject: Re: [PHP] If PHP Were British
>
> On Fri, Jun 22, 2012 at 5:07 PM, Daevid Vincent <dae...@daevid.com> wrote:
> > http://www.addedbytes.com/blog/if-php-were-british/
>
> Eh, what the hell, it's Friday....
>
> http://links.parasane.net/eea4
HA! NICE! Thanks for the nod too! :)
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On 22/06/2012 22:07, Daevid Vincent wrote:
> http://www.addedbytes.com/blog/if-php-were-british/
LOL!
--
Mark Rousell
PGP public key: http://www.signal100.com/markr/pgp
Key ID: C9C5C162
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I bow to your skillz! That was pretty awesome!
Bastien Koert
On 2012-06-22, at 7:02 PM, Daniel Brown <danbr...@php.net> wrote:
> On Fri, Jun 22, 2012 at 5:07 PM, Daevid Vincent <dae...@daevid.com> wrote:
>> http://www.addedbytes.com/blog/if-php-were-british/
>
> Eh, what the hell, it's Friday....
>
> http://links.parasane.net/eea4
>
> --
> </Daniel P. Brown>
> Network Infrastructure Manager
> http://www.php.net/
>
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No postings for days.
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