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From: Marty <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Sent: Tuesday, July 24, 2001 11:00 AM
Subject: [PHP] The Program!
> Several months ago, I made a conscious decision not to
> delete what I figured was just another "junk" e-mail.
> That decision has changed my life. Here you have the
> very same opportunity in front of you. If you take
> just five minutes to read through the following
> program you won't regret it. See for yourself!
>
> Dear Friends & Future Millionaires:
> AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:
> Making over half a million dollars every 4 to 5 months
> from your home for an investment of only $25 U.S.
> Dollars expense one time
> THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET !
> ==================================================
> BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!
> Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following.
> This is the letter you have been hearing about on the
> news lately. Due to the popularity of this letter on
> the Internet, a national weekly news program recently
> devoted an entire show to the investigation of this
> program described below, to see if it really can make
> people money. The show also investigated whether or
> not the program was legal. Their findings proved once
> and for all that there are ''absolutely NO Laws
> prohibiting the participation in the program and if
> people can -follow the simple instructions, they are
> bound to make some mega bucks with only $25 out of
> pocket cost''. DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF
> POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS
> CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER. This is what one
> had to say: ''Thanks to this profitable opportunity. I
> was approached many times before but each time I
> passed on it. I am so glad finally joined just to see
> what one could expect in return for the minimal effort
> and money required. To my astonishment, I received
> total $610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money still coming
> in."
> Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
> ===================================================
> Here is another testimonial: "This program has been
> around for a long time but I never believed in it. But
> one day when I received this again in the mail I
> decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple
> instructions and voila ..... 3 weeks later the money
> started to come in. First month I only made $240.00
> but the next 2 months after that I made a total of
> $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months by
> re-entering the program, I have made over $710,000.00
> and I am playing it again. The key to success in this
> program is to follow the simple steps and NOT change
> anything.'' More testimonials later but first,
> ===== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE ======
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to
> 5 months easily and comfortably, please read the
> following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN!!!
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW AND YOUR
> FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED!
> INSTRUCTIONS:
> =====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below =====
> For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF
> THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to
> the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the
> report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR
> ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.
> === When you place your order, make sure you order
> each of the 5 reports.
> You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them
> on your computer and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X
> 5=$25.00. Within a few days you will receive, via
> e-mail, each of the 5 reports from these 5 different
> individuals. Save them on your computer so they will
> be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people
> who will order them from you. Also make a floppy of
> these reports and keep it on your desk in case
> something happens to your computer. IMPORTANT - DO NOT
> alter the names of the people who are listed next to
> each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way
> other than what is instructed below in steps '' 1
> through 6 '' or you will loose out on a majority of
> your profits. Once you understand the way this works,
> you will also see how it does not work if you change
> it. Remember, this method has been tested, and if you
> alter it, it will NOT work!!! People have tried to put
> their friends/relatives names on all five thinking
> they could get all the money. But it does not work
> this way. Believe us, we all have tried to be greedy
> and then nothing happened. So Do Not try to change
> anything other than what is instructed. Because if you
> do, it will not work for you. Remember, honesty reaps
> the reward!!!
> 1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this
> advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the
> person in REPORT # 5. This person has made it through
> the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.
> 2.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO
> REPORT # 5.
> 3.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO
> REPORT # 4.
> 4.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO
> REPORT # 3.
> 5.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO
> REPORT # 2.
> 6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1
> Position. PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name &
> address ACCURATELY!
> ==========================================================
> **** Take this entire letter, with the modified list
> of names, and save it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE
> ANY OTHER CHANGES. Save this on a disk as well just
> in case if you loose any data. To assist you with
> marketing your business on the internet, the 5 reports
> you purchase will provide you with invaluable
> marketing information which includes how to send bulk
> e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free
> classified ads and much more.
> There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:
> METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
> ==========================================================
> Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see
> how it goes, and we will assume You and those involved
> send out only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also assume
> that the mailing receives only a 0.2% response (the
> response could be much better but lets just say it is
> only 0.2%. Also many people will send out hundreds of
> thousands of e-mails instead of only 5,000 each).
> Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000
> e-mails. With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders
> for report # 1. Those 10 people responded by sending
> out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 50,000. Out of
> those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders.
> That's 100 people responded and ordered Report # 2.
> Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a
> total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is
> 1000 orders for Report # 3. Those 1000 people send
> out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 million
> e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response to that is 10,000
> orders for Report # 4. Those 10,000 people send out
> 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 (50
> million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000
> orders for Report # 5 THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5
> EACH=$500,000.00 (half a million). Your total income
> in this example is: 1..... $50 + 2..... $500 + 3.....
> $5,000 + 4.... $50,000 + 5..... $500,000 ........
> Grand Total=$555,550.00 NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A
> PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE
> RESPONSE AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL
> STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!
> =========================================================
> REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE
> ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think
> for a moment what would happen if everyone or half or
> even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000e-mails
> each or more? There are over 150 million people on the
> Internet worldwide and counting. Believe me, many
> people will do just that, and more!
> =========================================================
> METHOD # 2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
> =======================================================
> Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and
> there are hundreds of FREE places to advertise.
> Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet will easily
> get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start
> with Method # 1 and add METHOD # 2 as you go along.
> For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail
> them the Report they ordered. That's it. Always
> provide same day service on all orders. This will
> guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your
> name and address on it, will be prompt because they
> can not advertise until they receive the report.
> =========== AVAILABLE REPORTS ====================
> ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes:
> Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report.
> Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed
> by wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper. On one
> of those sheets of paper, Write the NUMBER & the NAME
> of the Report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS
> and your name and postal address.
> PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW :
> ====================================================
> REPORT # 1: "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for
> Free on the Net"
> Order Report #1 from:
> M.R.
> 122 11th avenue
> Lachine, Quebec
> H8S-3G5
> CANADA
> ___________________________________________________________
> REPORT # 2: "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk
> e-mail on the Net"
> Order Report # 2 from:
> N. H. Merrill
> 147 Crescent St.
> Shrewsbury, MA 01545
> USA
> ____________________________________________________________
> REPORT # 3: "Secret to Multilevel Marketing on the
> Net"
> Order Report # 3 from :
> C. Henry
> 16211 N. 21st Street
> Phoenix, Arizona 85022
> USA
> ____________________________________________________________
> REPORT # 4: "How to Become a Millionaire Utilizing MLM
> & the Net"
> Order Report # 4 from:
> R.F.
> 33 Thistledown Court
> Nepean, Ontario
> K2J 1J4
> CANADA
> ____________________________________________________________
> REPORT #5: "How to Send Out 0ne Million e-mails for
> Free"
> Order Report # 5 from:
> Nancy Hahn
> 107 SE 13th St.
> Oak Island, NC 28465
> USA
> ____________________________________________________________
> $$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$
> Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
> === If you do not receive at least 10 orders for
> Report #1 within 2 weeks, continue sending e-mails
> until you do.
> === After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks
> after that you should receive 100 orders or more for
> REPORT # 2. If you did not, continue advertising or
> sending e-mails until you do.
> === Once you have received 100 or more orders for
> Report # 2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is
> already working for you, and the cash will continue to
> roll in! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:
> Every time your name is moved down on the list, you
> are placed in front of a Different report.
> You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which
> report people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO
> GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND
> START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to
> the income you can generate from this business!!!
> ======================================================
> FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS
> PROGRAM: You have just received information that can
> give you financial freedom for the rest of your life,
> with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can
> make more money in the next few weeks and months than
> you have ever imagined. Follow the program EXACTLY AS
> INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way. It works
> exceedingly well as it is now.
> Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report
> after you have put your name and address in Report #1
> and moved others to #2 ...........# 5 as instructed
> above. One of the people you send this to may send out
> 100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on every
> one of them. Remember though, the more you send out
> the more potential customers you will reach. So my
> friend, I have given you the ideas, information,
> materials and opportunity to become financially
> independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!
> ============ MORE TESTIMONIALS ================
> "My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in
> Chicago. I am an accountant with a major U.S.
> Corporation and I make pretty good money. When I
> received this program I grumbled to Jody about
> receiving ''junk mail.'' I made fun of the whole
> thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and
> percentages involved. I ''knew'' it wouldn't work.
> Jody totally ignored my supposed intelligence and a
> few days later she jumped in with both feet. I made
> merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old ''I
> told you so" on her when the thing didn't work. Well,
> the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had received
> 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she had received
> a total of $147,200.00 ........... all cash! I was
> shocked. I have joined Jody in her "hobby."
> Mitchell Wolf, Chicago, Illinois
> ======================================================
> "Not being the gambling type, it took me several
> weeks to make up my mind to participate in this plan.
> But conservative that I am, I decided that the initial
> investment was so little that there was just no way
> that I wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my
> money back." "I was surprised when I found my
> medium sized post office box crammed with orders. I
> made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing
> about this deal is that it does not matter where
> people live. There simply isn't a better investment
> with a faster return and so big."
> Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
> =======================================================
> ''I had received this program before. I deleted it,
> but later I wondered if I should have given it a try.
> Of course, I had no idea who to contact to get another
> copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by
> someone else.........11 months passed then it luckily
> came again...... I did not delete this one! I made
> more than $490,000 on my first try and all the money
> came within 22 weeks."
> Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
> =======================================================
> ''It really is a great opportunity to make relatively
> easy money with little cost to you. I followed the
> simple instructions carefully and within 10 days the
> money started to come in. My first month I made
> $20,560.00 and by the end of third month my total cash
> count was $362,840.00. Life is beautiful, Thanx to the
> internet."
> Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand
> =======================================================
> ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON 'YOUR'
> ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM!
> =======================================================
> If you have any questions of the legality of this
> program, contact the Office of Associate Director for
> Marketing Practices, Federal Trade Commission, Bureau
> of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C
> ========================================================
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