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> My congratulations! You she is a very intellectual person, ordering its
> messages in English. Unhappyly nor all possess its culture! You it would
> have to translate or not to send these messages, therefore one is about
> personal recognition! Abraços, Nairo Jacques
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> Estas vão em inglês mesmo...
>
>
> Top Ten Star Wars Fan Euphemisms For Not Having A Girlfriend
>
>
> 10. Camping alone outside the theater.
> 9. My force is no longer with me.
> 8. The Death Star is not yet operational.
> 7. The Empire's striking out.
> 6. Shaking hands with the wookie.
> 5. Darth Vader has no place to put his helmet.
> 4. Oiling the droid.
> 3. Unable to set coordinates for the planet Babe.
> 2. Spending the night with Han Solo.
> 1. Tractor beam not powerful enough.
>
> (David Letterman's Top 10 list April 28, 1999)
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>
> Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan Kenobi are in a
> chinese restaurant eating a meal.
> Half an hour later Obi has finished, and places
> his chop sticks on the table.
> Luke is in a real mess as he can't use his sticks,
> and he has rice all down his shirt, noodles in his hair
> and beanshoots round his mouth.
> Obi looks Luke in the eyes and says in a booming voice:
> "Use the forks Luke, use the forks."
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