birmingham speak:
An aide to anyone thinking of visiting that lovely (luvaloi) part of
the
> country:
>
>
> ALLOY A Friend
> BISON Cooking Utensil
> BUZZ A form of Public Transport
> TO DIE Not Tomorrow
> FOYER Burning Wood
> FOIL A Workshop Tool
> FREUD Cooked in a pan with Oil
> GOOD BOY A Bargain, Farewell
> GUIN Going
> GUNNA Going To
> GOO Go
> UM An Englishmans Castle
> LOIN Shortest Distance between two points
> LOITER A Smokers Aid
> LUNG Not Short
> BIRMINGHAM MILE A local Evening Newspaper
> CHIMERLEY What smoke comes out of
> MOY The Month after April
> POISE Like Steak and Kidney
> POINT A Large Gass of Ale
> AIR The Wife/Girlfriend
> REUTER One who writes
> RUNG Incorrect
> STRUNG Powerful
> TOIL A decorative Bathroom Wall Covering
> TOY Worn by men around the neck
> TOID Tied
> QUOIT Entirely
> ARDU How are you
> MOWER Something Extra
> WICK Has Seven Days
> WINE Constant Complaining
> HORSE PICKLE Hospital
> CUT A Canal
> YOW NO Assumption of Understanding
> BABBI A Small Child
> AHR Yes
> THAYM They are
> TOUGHIE Sticky Chewy Sweet
> A VON As in Ford Transit
> OIL A type of Beer
> TAKE UP Not a Mug
> GLOSS Window Pane
> AM YA Are you
> YUM You are
> WEEM We are
> WAIT I'm having something to wait (as in food)