If computers were sentient, what would software feel like?

Linux is like making love.
Windows is like prostitution.
Viruses are like rape.

... and Mac is a very attractive and friendly prostitute  :-)

Keith

( with a tip'o'the'hat to Linus T., whose "marriage interfering
  with prostitution" statement led to this one )

-- 
Keith Lofstrom          kei...@keithl.com         Voice (503)-520-1993
KLIC --- Keith Lofstrom Integrated Circuits --- "Your Ideas in Silicon"
Design Contracting in Bipolar and CMOS - Analog, Digital, and Scan ICs
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