Someone posted this sometime ago in the debian mailing lists... Boswachter Bob - Uptime Girl (september 2004)
Uptime girl, most important thing in nowday's world Only the best can keep their system on But when you have to boot your uptime's gone Don't you mess with my Uptime girl, you just say you need to check one URL And I assume you're using Firefox The only decent browser on my box But guess again.. It is too late to control damage when I catch You while installing an IE security patch The system must restart Breaks my heart, there goes a month worth of.. Uptime girl, it is published on my site with Perl And I'm gonna be the best in town If I can keep my box from going down But guess again.. And so I notice you trip on the powercord And so the processes immediately abort The screen's gone black by now Stupid cow, why did you trash up my Uptime girl, most important thing in nowday's world Well it's gonna be the box or you You seem so confident in what I will choose But guess again.. !! whohohoho... ahah.... Uptime girl, my uptime girl Don't you know I'm in love with my Uptime girl, my uptime girl Guess I'll put an end to your Uptime girl, yor uptime girl Don't you know I'm in love with my Uptime girl, my uptime girl -- Paolo Alexis Falcone [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- Philippine Linux Users' Group (PLUG) Mailing List [EMAIL PROTECTED] (#PLUG @ irc.free.net.ph) Official Website: http://plug.linux.org.ph Searchable Archives: http://marc.free.net.ph . To leave, go to http://lists.q-linux.com/mailman/listinfo/plug . Are you a Linux newbie? To join the newbie list, go to http://lists.q-linux.com/mailman/listinfo/ph-linux-newbie
