>> Apparently, May 21 is the Second Coming of Jesus Christ based on some new
>> "evidence" found in the Bible:
>>
>> http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/nomanknows/nomanknows.html
>>
>> These Christians seem to be gathering in various locations, announcing this
>> judgement day. It's going to be fun for me watching the site on the 22nd.

Should be easy enough to prove.
If the rapture is on May 21st we should expect a spike in missing
persons, something like 144,000 all going missing at once.

Either way, I'm in need a of a new computer so if any of you get
caught up in the impending rapture, would you mind leaving me your
computer?  Speaking of which I could probably use a new car too, come
on you won't be needing it there anyways, just drop the keys on my
doorstep, should be a pretty easy aim from that high up.  Jesus will
show you where it's at, he's been sending people here for a couple of
decades now.

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