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Why do right-wingers believe everything in absolute terms?
  ..... We on the left know there are no absolutes......

HR

On Sat, 17 Jun 2006, warren greer wrote:

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>     Thank you, Dr. Mulick, for your corrections!  It
> goes to show the superiority of factual basis over
> emotional partisanship -- even though our points were
> not mutually exclusive.
>     I am, however, deeply saddened by tragedy of the
> doomed love affair of Chromosomal Adam and
> Mitochondrial Eve.  The tale must be the genetic basis
> for Romeo and Juliet, Tristan and Isolde, and
> countless other accounts, which are but pale shadows
> of missing one another by "...thousands of years....",
> unquestionably the basis for a world-class opera for
> Cecilia Bartoli and Woody Guthrie!
>     But, dang!, Dr. Jim!  Weren't there even
> five-legged creepy-crawlies when Earth was Pangea?
> They are our Grandparents, too.  Life forms today tend
> to favor physical characteristics numbered in ones,
> twos,
> fours, fives, tens, and twenties, (although one of my
> school-mates in East Texas had six-toed feet and was
> the envy of us third grade boys.)  Life forms in the
> Burgess Shale in Canada had seven, twelve, and other
> sets until Occam's Razor or some other catastrophe set
>
> in and weeded out all the odd forms.  They, too, were
> our Abuelitos and Bubbeles.  As Debs might have said,
> "If there is one person a prisoner, I am not free; if
> that life form had three probosces, it was my
> progenitor!"
>     Warren
>
> --- "James a. Mulick, PhD" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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>> Not bad, Warren. However, I think you are thinking
>> of the mitochondrial DNA
>> from a female common ancestor of us all, but she
>> came from Africa. She is
>> the only Eve we who live now can all claim. There is
>> also a genetic Adam
>> from whom whom we male humans are all (those living
>> today) descended, but I
>> am not sure of the genetic aspect he contributed
>> (possibly the Y
>> chromosome). Chrosomal Adam, however, did not live
>> at the same time as
>> Mitochondrial Eve, missing her by many many
>> thousands of years. I take your
>> point about who got there first, however. Nobody
>> promised anybody any land,
>> especially not any of the gods. Also, just to
>> clarify, there were no people
>> (no primates even) when the earth sported only one
>> continent.
>> James A. Mulick, Ph.D.
>> Professor, Pediatrics & Psychology
>> The Ohio State University
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>> To: Warren Greer
>> Subject: [pnews-views] Sense of humor?
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>>      Boy, do I feel dumb and left out of it all!  I
>> was under the impression
>> that Hank was giving us a little heavy-handed satire
>> -- not especially
>> funny, but the issue has been turned into a morbid
>> joke.
>>      "Gondwana" is the solitary land mass that
>> existed before it broke up
>> into continents.  Every person now alive is the
>> inheritor to a claim on
>> Gondwana.  (See N.B. at bottom.)
>>      Any child-bearing couples whose children have
>> at least two children and
>> this is repeated for four or more generations, are
>> related, in this modern
>> day, to every other person living.
>>      Q.E.D.:  Every person on earth has a claim to a
>> part of the inheritance
>> left her or him by some distant Gondwanan relative.
>>      This whole thing of a zero-sum world in which
>> you don't win unless I
>> lose, and no body stops to think that we can both
>> win more if we are working
>> to make sure OUR  kids eat more, NOT more than each
>> other, but MORE THAN
>> EACH DID BEFORE.  THE FORMER, competition, creates
>> obesity and diabetes, the
>> latter,
>> CO-OPERATION, creates wealth.
>>      The DNA studies show that the DNA which all
>> living people have in
>> common, came from some woman living somewhere in
>> Central Asia a few thousand
>> years ago -- maybe Kyrghizstan.  She married a
>> foreigner and left there,
>> because when strangers would ask, "Whadda they call
>> this place, anyway?" she
>> would not be able to pronounce it for these
>> ancestors of Ernest Hemingway.
>>      One of your and Hank's and my Bubbies, and if
>> you try to deny it, I'll
>> run a 5 inch Texas cholla up your nose, and OH BOY!
>> you won't forget that!
>>      See?  That's humor!  Don't get mad and
>> un-subscribe just because Hank
>> is not as hilarious a comedian as I am!
>>      Warren
>>
>>
>> Hank Roth wrote:
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>>> I claim a small track of land in Gondwona. I have a
>> distant relative
>> who
>>> lived there and I defy anyone to try to take it
>> from
>> me, including the
>>> little schmuck Billy Rainbow. I'll show him rape
>> with
>> a 20 foot
>> Florida
>>> Oak up his butt. It comes down to whoever thinks
>> they
>> can extricate me
>>> from this blood soaked dirt - with a much bigger
>> gun
>>> than I do and be a better shot.
>>>
>>> I say, "Bring 'em on!"
>>>
>>> Hank Roth
>>
>>      N.B.by Warren:
>>
>> Gond·wa·na·land [ gon dw&#63471;n&#601; lànd ]
>> ancient
>> landmass, consisting of the southern part of the
>> supercontinent of Pangea. Comprising South America,
>> Africa, peninsular South Asia, Australia, and
>> Antarctica, it began to break up approximately 200
>> million years ago.
>> See also  Laurasia
>>
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