Bristol Palin hasn't taken up Doug Stanhope on his offer of $25,000 to
get an abortion, so the moonbats infesting the entertainment industry
have tried a new tactic to break up her young family — encouraging her
fiancé Levi Johnston to abscond. From the always execrable Bill
Maher's Real Time (asterisks added):
[R]ight now Levi is America's number one political prisoner. But
Levi, you don't have to be — this is the 21st century, at least in the
blue states. We don't have sharia law like in Saudi Arabia, or
Alabama, and as much as the Bible thumpers would want it, we still
don't have arranged marriages in America. You don't have to do this —
you have options. You can pull a Juno — f*ck, you live in Juneau! Or
you could do what most people do with an unwanted child: give it to
Angelina Jolie.
And if you're worried about the baby, don't — let's get real dude,
the way you are at 18, a baby's better off not being around you —
you'll wind up losing it, or shooting it, or it'll be on the bottom of
your skate or something — just let the Palin womenfolk look after it
for a while, one more infant in that Mormon compound they call a house
won't bother anybody — they'll barely notice another kid at the table,
and soon they won't even remember whose seed it was that produced
young "Trink" or "Truck" or "Puck" or whatever f*cked up redneck name
they give him.
In any event, we here at Real Time have taken the liberty of
purchasing the website FreeLevi.org. And I will be happy to give the
site over to you if you want to use it to get folks to contribute to
some sort of liberty fund so you can get enough money to get out of
that frozen meth lab they call a town.
Apparently "pull a Juno" refers not the Roman Goddess of Marriage, but
to the movie Juno, a morally ambivalent comedy-drama that could be
seen as pro-life but anti-family, in which a pregnant teen tries to
find a home for her baby.
No doubt the bottom line for Maher et al. would be that it's always
advisable just to kill the little critters, especially when they would
only grow up to be normal Americans — i.e., "rednecks" — anyway.
http://www.moonbattery.com/
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