Not funny On Sep 26, 9:08 pm, mark <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background > checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two > men and a woman. > > For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large > metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow > your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room > you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!' > > The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' > > The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your > wife and go home.' > > The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and > went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. > > The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my > wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife > and go home.' > > Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, > to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots > were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, > banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door > opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her > brow. > > 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to > death with the chair.' --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum
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