Travis,
It wasn't that bad. Similar to a blonde joke.
A blonde is speeding one day and is pulled over by a state trooper.
The State trooper happens to also be a blonde woman, she asks the
driver for her license and she starts to fumble thru her purse.
Frustrated, she asks the trooper what it looks like. The Trooper says
it's rectangular and has her picture on it. The blonde pulls out a
compact mirror and looks at it and sees herself, so she hands it to
the trooper. The trooper looks at it and says "Oh, I didn't realize
you were an officer, you can go!"
Yes I know, I'll smoke a turd in hell for that one.
On Sep 27, 2:11 pm, Travis <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Naughty, naughty. Holly will never let you live this one down.
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> On Sat, Sep 27, 2008 at 12:01 PM, mark <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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> > After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old
> > hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.
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> > In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever
> > having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him,
> > 'How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy.'
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> > He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on
> > the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung
> > it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he
> > would go there and look at it.
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> > His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.
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> > One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the
> > mirror.
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> > As she looked into the glass, she fumed,
> > 'So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with.'
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